PWNT

I was talking to X just now and she used the word 'PWNT'. Pwnt....what a funny word. Really.

This is obviously another way to spell 'Pwned'. Pwned does NOT mean pawned or something like that. It started when somebody on a forum typo'ed owned and pressed p instead of o (next to each other on the QWERTY keyboard). So they said pwned instead of owned.

To me, this is how I disguinish pwned from owned.

Owned is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, usually because of somebody else.
Pwned is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, usually because of somebody else. But greater than owned.
Fail is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, because of himself/herself.

Take a look at these examples:

Your best friend punches you in the face, breaking your nose. You just got owned. The next day a rapist rapes your wife, stabs you in the torso seven times and you die of blood loss. You just got pwned whereas your wife only got owned. 2 months later, your wife finds out she is pregnant. Double owned! 5 months later, (7 months into the pregnancy) Your wife drops her glass of orange juice. That glass just got owned. Your wife slips on the spill and break her arm. You wife just got owned for the third time in this story. She lands on the baby and the baby dies and miscarriaged. The baby just got PWNED! Or as X would put it, PWNT.

Good evening.

PS: For those of you wondering what ever happened to the wife, she was in such a state of shock she stood there for a couple of moments. The neighbour saw it through the window and flykicked through the window shattering it (that window just got owned) Then the neighbour, acting upon his own sense of judgement, stuffed the dead baby down your wife's throat suffocating and killing her. Your wife just got PWNED! (or PWNT).

Note: Even though all examples of PWNT involve death, this doesn't need to be the case. If the random had cut off all your wife's limbs with a carving knife but your wife survived somehow, she still would've been PWNT.

Now, have a good evening.