PWNT

I was talking to X just now and she used the word 'PWNT'. Pwnt....what a funny word. Really.

This is obviously another way to spell 'Pwned'. Pwned does NOT mean pawned or something like that. It started when somebody on a forum typo'ed owned and pressed p instead of o (next to each other on the QWERTY keyboard). So they said pwned instead of owned.

To me, this is how I disguinish pwned from owned.

Owned is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, usually because of somebody else.
Pwned is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, usually because of somebody else. But greater than owned.
Fail is when somebody has some misfortunate event occur against them, because of himself/herself.

Take a look at these examples:

Your best friend punches you in the face, breaking your nose. You just got owned. The next day a rapist rapes your wife, stabs you in the torso seven times and you die of blood loss. You just got pwned whereas your wife only got owned. 2 months later, your wife finds out she is pregnant. Double owned! 5 months later, (7 months into the pregnancy) Your wife drops her glass of orange juice. That glass just got owned. Your wife slips on the spill and break her arm. You wife just got owned for the third time in this story. She lands on the baby and the baby dies and miscarriaged. The baby just got PWNED! Or as X would put it, PWNT.

Good evening.

PS: For those of you wondering what ever happened to the wife, she was in such a state of shock she stood there for a couple of moments. The neighbour saw it through the window and flykicked through the window shattering it (that window just got owned) Then the neighbour, acting upon his own sense of judgement, stuffed the dead baby down your wife's throat suffocating and killing her. Your wife just got PWNED! (or PWNT).

Note: Even though all examples of PWNT involve death, this doesn't need to be the case. If the random had cut off all your wife's limbs with a carving knife but your wife survived somehow, she still would've been PWNT.

Now, have a good evening.

'awesome' and 'epic' are overused.

It is. The word 'awesome' is SO overused. This food is awesome. You're awesome. That shirt is AWESOME!!

Awesome means terrifying in majesty, or something along those lines. I doubt a shirt can TERRIFY you with its majesty.

There are many other words that are overused but awesome is probably the most overused.

Another one is 'epic'.

*bob trips over chair and spills his glass of water all over the floor*
OH SHIT DUDE!! EPIC FAY-ILL (emphasis on both syllables in fail).

That's not epic fail at all. It would've been funny to watch but that's not epic fail. He merely tripped over and spilt water. WATER. That can just wash off the floor. No. It will DRY up. Pfft.

Epic comes from the greek word, 'epicon'. It means something along the lines as greater in power and/or size. Quality or quantity or both, I don't know. But just generally greater than normal.

Not saying I dislike people that overuse them, I do it too. It is the consequences of such actions that bother me. When people just make a slight audible but meaningless noise originating from their throat and finally say, 'I...I don't know what to say.' or 'Words cannot DESCRIBE this song/crime/day/whatever.'

Words CAN describe it. You've just abused words' meanings for pointless things such as an above average tasting cake describing it as orgasmic. It is NOT orgasmic, you SO did not just orgasm and if you did, my respect for you has risen.

Yeah. Peace.

More blogging....

Apologies regarding neglection

Yeah.... today I had the second part (well first but chronologically second) of my psychology 3/4 SAC (school assessed coursework for those who didn't know what SAC stands for). Not going into any detail since it's ranking system and the other psychology 3/4 class hasn't done it yet. So....

Today I also had my biology SAC on homeostasis and behaviour. I....got 12/15 for the multiple choice which is 80%. So let's hope that the short answer doesn't drop below 80%, I want an A =] It was alot easier than I expected haha. Had none of that thyroxin TSH or whatever things.

Yesterday I had the first part (or second?) of my psychology 3/4 SAC, and the 2nd period out of three to work on my english SAC.

I have an exam this friday and well...I have been and I am really packed with school assessments. SOOO...... I have neglecting my blog, sorry peoplz...

I shall try blog more, which is bad because of exams so I'll probably do 1-3 posts today and leave it till maybe one tomorrow and then one on friday night devulging into how horribly I did on my english exam that day.

Yeah....english exam....Bates is really slow, Lol...MisterBates xD
sorry...
but yeah, Mr Bates strolls through the cirriculum, for example tomorrow we're doing the 3rd period on the Riversholm SAC. Thursday we go through ALL revision plus my oral, YES I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET >_> and then friday the exam D:

Bates is a good teacher, he is just a bit slow and behind in the cirriculum.

Yah....speaking of english exams....Ada's is tomorrow (and a whole bunch of other people from Balwyn) So yeah, good luck ^_^

and good luck to anyone else that has exams tomorrow.

You won't fail.

ps: and if you do, it's ok...so long as you can keep reading my blog, everything will be alright....jk, you'll die.LOL

HOMEWORK TIME

I ran a couple of errands today while walking home so I gave my dad my schoolbag to lighten the load on my back.

I forgot to take it out and so when he went to a meeting...he just got home (10:40pm)

So now I can start methoding and hopefully dont exceed 3am. I dont want an allnighter....

OFF TO HOMEWORK,
g'night ;D

Jon