Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Day Two - Nine things about me.

1) I'm a bad cook. Never ask me to cook. When I have to cook for myself I live off instant noodles, toast, cereal, water, continental and 'heat it up' asian foods or leftovers.

2) I'm a liar. It's not like I want to lie to people. I just have a habit of doing it. Saying that, these 9 things aren't lies, neither will everything else I write on my blog. I mean they might be but yeah, I'm a liar.

3) I like bubble tea. It tastes nice, really nice.

4) I like doing physical activities like parkour, freerunning, sexual intercourse, jogging, playing at playgrounds and sparring.

5) I'm manipulative. Furthermore than lying, I'm manipulative. No further comment on this one...

6) I'm a pervert. Apparently. It's not like I'm sexually immoral, I'm just imaginitively immoral. :) That's a much nicer way to put it. But really, my mind is twisted, so very twisted.

7) I help people if they ask me for help. Unless they're in a funny situation or if they deserved it, or if....well yeah. Then I'll laugh at you, but I'll still help you.

8) I have trust issues. I trust pretty much nobody. And because of that, I keep good secrets. Because I cannot trust others with my secrets, others' secrets or even secrets of those they don't even know.

9) I follow logic. Because logic beats everything. EVERYTHING. If you poke a hole in my logic, I will use more logic to fix it, if you poke a hole through ALL of my logic, I will have sexual intercourse with that hole. ;D

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