Okay, my posts are a bit messy....but they're all here.
This one occurred after school.
So me and Joel went to charcoal chicken to eat up on some food.
I bought the half chicken and chips with gravy, he bought the drink and potato scallops.
We....ate a lot.
We were both hungry and by the end of it, both full.
After Joel bought small chips and gravy to take home for his brother, we walked back to Joel's house, you know....so he can give it to his brother. His brother had "big sharp pains" in his stomach, blaming the chips. I...had similar pains but not as sharp and big. Easily bearable. Once I got home, however, it got painful. And now I'm left with a stomach ache.
:/
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Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Stomach Ache
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Day Two - Nine things about me.
1) I'm a bad cook. Never ask me to cook. When I have to cook for myself I live off instant noodles, toast, cereal, water, continental and 'heat it up' asian foods or leftovers.
2) I'm a liar. It's not like I want to lie to people. I just have a habit of doing it. Saying that, these 9 things aren't lies, neither will everything else I write on my blog. I mean they might be but yeah, I'm a liar.
3) I like bubble tea. It tastes nice, really nice.
4) I like doing physical activities like parkour, freerunning, sexual intercourse, jogging, playing at playgrounds and sparring.
5) I'm manipulative. Furthermore than lying, I'm manipulative. No further comment on this one...
6) I'm a pervert. Apparently. It's not like I'm sexually immoral, I'm just imaginitively immoral. :) That's a much nicer way to put it. But really, my mind is twisted, so very twisted.
7) I help people if they ask me for help. Unless they're in a funny situation or if they deserved it, or if....well yeah. Then I'll laugh at you, but I'll still help you.
8) I have trust issues. I trust pretty much nobody. And because of that, I keep good secrets. Because I cannot trust others with my secrets, others' secrets or even secrets of those they don't even know.
9) I follow logic. Because logic beats everything. EVERYTHING. If you poke a hole in my logic, I will use more logic to fix it, if you poke a hole through ALL of my logic, I will have sexual intercourse with that hole. ;D
2) I'm a liar. It's not like I want to lie to people. I just have a habit of doing it. Saying that, these 9 things aren't lies, neither will everything else I write on my blog. I mean they might be but yeah, I'm a liar.
3) I like bubble tea. It tastes nice, really nice.
4) I like doing physical activities like parkour, freerunning, sexual intercourse, jogging, playing at playgrounds and sparring.
5) I'm manipulative. Furthermore than lying, I'm manipulative. No further comment on this one...
6) I'm a pervert. Apparently. It's not like I'm sexually immoral, I'm just imaginitively immoral. :) That's a much nicer way to put it. But really, my mind is twisted, so very twisted.
7) I help people if they ask me for help. Unless they're in a funny situation or if they deserved it, or if....well yeah. Then I'll laugh at you, but I'll still help you.
8) I have trust issues. I trust pretty much nobody. And because of that, I keep good secrets. Because I cannot trust others with my secrets, others' secrets or even secrets of those they don't even know.
9) I follow logic. Because logic beats everything. EVERYTHING. If you poke a hole in my logic, I will use more logic to fix it, if you poke a hole through ALL of my logic, I will have sexual intercourse with that hole. ;D
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Daniel's party.
Happy birthday brother.
He turned 11 on the 7th of August. Been caught up with....things recently so haven't been blogging much. So here goes:
There was about 6 or so of his friends at his party. I was the chief audio manager for the pass the parcel project and I was the executive manufacturer for the pinata project.
Yeah....I pressed the spacebar on my laptop a couple of times to pause/resume the song.
The food was alright, as typical primary party food goes.
The kids were loud, annoying and noisy. Luckily I was in the comfort of my bedroom, skyping/msning away to my friends. ^_^
Happy 11th birthday bro.
He turned 11 on the 7th of August. Been caught up with....things recently so haven't been blogging much. So here goes:
There was about 6 or so of his friends at his party. I was the chief audio manager for the pass the parcel project and I was the executive manufacturer for the pinata project.
Yeah....I pressed the spacebar on my laptop a couple of times to pause/resume the song.
The food was alright, as typical primary party food goes.
The kids were loud, annoying and noisy. Luckily I was in the comfort of my bedroom, skyping/msning away to my friends. ^_^
Happy 11th birthday bro.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Breakfast
'breakfast' means to break the fast. As in, you fast for the whole night and then you 'break' it by eating.
Well I just ate breakfast. At 12:30. Too lazy to cook lunch, parents are going out for lunch, so I ate breakfast. Oh yeah, I just woke up. Not at school, because I am sick. I'm going to see a doctor at 3:10pm.
Next post...
Well I just ate breakfast. At 12:30. Too lazy to cook lunch, parents are going out for lunch, so I ate breakfast. Oh yeah, I just woke up. Not at school, because I am sick. I'm going to see a doctor at 3:10pm.
Next post...
Thursday, August 5, 2010
SAC overload.
Not really. But a lot of SACs. Start of the day began with a double period methods SAC. 100 minutes....to do a giant SAC on....probability. =.= This was particularly handy as I didn't study one bit (nor did I bother to do my homework) for all the probability chapters, units, exercises and questions. I didn't even know how to do nPr and nCr on the calculator until 30 seconds before the SAC (I asked Yeremia opposite me on the table.) Why it was so helpful? Because I had a unit 4 psychology SAC to study for that week (and the previous week too). But why probability?
Probability.
Is.
Easy.
You know it's true. It has to be. The acronym makes pie. PIE!! Who doesn't love pie? (8)Piee...piee....wonderfull pie....cook it, eat it, it's PIE!(8)
Lame, I know. But it's true. Pie is nice. You know it's true. The acronym makes pin. Who doesn't love pins?
(8)Pins...eat nothing....including sleep(8)
Pins don't eat, nor do they sleep.
Pins
Eat
Nothing
Including
Sleep
Penis. Speaking of penises, today at lunch after the public speaking (which was actually okay. Matt Julius spoke, some other guy that kept bagging random groups of people spoke, yeah) there was a fundraiser for India (because Christian schools MUST help India >_>) and I was there buying random stuff when some year 7 kid with pink cheecks, a weird voice and goes to chess club came out and was like "Do I know you?" "How would I know? I saw you in chess club once and yeah, that's about it" He went on, to say "How old are you?"
To which I replied, "Umm, 16. Why?"
"Whoa. You're like double my age"
"-_- So you're telling me you're eight?"
"Yeah. I'm in year 7 because I'm too smart for my age." (He looked like, sounded like and IS a retard. And he cheated with Joel Wu when he played chess with him in semester one. He is NOT eight. But I made a joke anyway.)
"So your penis is like, THIS BIG?" *thumb and index 1cm apart*
"WHAT?!?! NO!"
Then he braggingly did this:
"At maximum length it's this big *thumb and index 7cm apart*
Maximum length...eh? That obviously means erection. He has a 7cm erection... Either he's a retard with a small penis or he's a liar with a small penis.
And for bragging about his small penis, he's a retard. Which means.
a) He is actually 8 years old and is a retard with a small penis.
b) He is not 8, a retard, a liar and has a small penis.
What a tardface. Literally. You should see his face. LOLOLOL.
So I bought some food. Annie took one of my 25cent doughnut thingies. Her excuse was "Because I feel like a third wheel with ben and Lingling". Oh yeah, sure. That's perfect to take my food. But I didn't actually care, it was just 25 cents anyway. Oh, and pretty much straight after she just walked off back to Ben and Lingling. How....convenient. -_-
I just stood around Natalie and Melissa. I forgot what we talked about, it was just for a minute. Then we went to the library to study and stuff. Natalie went to her locket to get stuff. I had a chemistry practical SAC next period, so no point studying for that, you can't anyway. Unless you can't read. Then you can practice reading. But If I couldn't read, I wouldn't be able to type. So by you reading this, you know I can type, therefore read, so I just went with Melissa to the library. We walked in and the tables were re-arranged differently and it was empty except for a few adults. And it was quiet. Then I remembered, "Oh yeah. My brother had the day off because of primary parents teacher interviews" He spent a good portion of the day Bubble-Tanks-Arena'ing. So me and Melissa went to the vicsom room (AT1) where we sat around other Viscom people and chemistry people. (yeah, I know. They were studying chemistry, but for the test next week, not the prac. sac). Three random people from Saint Andrews came in.
I just say with Melissa and helped her with ideas for her project and that was about it. Natalie never came. I guess she never found us. :/ Oh well. She follows my blog. And now she is reading this, and knows the story In fact, HELLO NATALIE! :D
The bell went, I left, and headed to chemistry.
Chemistry SAC was boring. The groups were alphabetical. It was funny because Ilynn Han and Jane Hsu got each other. (H) (they, sit with each other normally anyway) (speaking of Jane. It is her birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE! :D)
Song Jing Khor, Jason Kim and Natalie law got each other. (K/L)
And Boulous, Christina and Euan almost got each other. (B/C)
But the groups were Roshana, Me and Matt Boulous in one group.
Yeah..I'm with Boulos. >_>
Had I known I would have been in a group with him, I wouldn't have taken chemistry as a VCE elective. But I didn't know. And I was stuck with him. I didn't really do much the double, at all. Just...yeah.
Came home, had piano lesson. 'twas okay. Oh yeah. For those wondering about Ben. I haven't fed him in ages and he's been in that tiny bag for a while not (The bag is the size of a tennis ball and is compeltely empty).
I'm gonna go check on him right now. Until the next post, HANG IN THERE!
Probability.
Is.
Easy.
You know it's true. It has to be. The acronym makes pie. PIE!! Who doesn't love pie? (8)Piee...piee....wonderfull pie....cook it, eat it, it's PIE!(8)
Lame, I know. But it's true. Pie is nice. You know it's true. The acronym makes pin. Who doesn't love pins?
(8)Pins...eat nothing....including sleep(8)
Pins don't eat, nor do they sleep.
Pins
Eat
Nothing
Including
Sleep
Penis. Speaking of penises, today at lunch after the public speaking (which was actually okay. Matt Julius spoke, some other guy that kept bagging random groups of people spoke, yeah) there was a fundraiser for India (because Christian schools MUST help India >_>) and I was there buying random stuff when some year 7 kid with pink cheecks, a weird voice and goes to chess club came out and was like "Do I know you?" "How would I know? I saw you in chess club once and yeah, that's about it" He went on, to say "How old are you?"
To which I replied, "Umm, 16. Why?"
"Whoa. You're like double my age"
"-_- So you're telling me you're eight?"
"Yeah. I'm in year 7 because I'm too smart for my age." (He looked like, sounded like and IS a retard. And he cheated with Joel Wu when he played chess with him in semester one. He is NOT eight. But I made a joke anyway.)
"So your penis is like, THIS BIG?" *thumb and index 1cm apart*
"WHAT?!?! NO!"
Then he braggingly did this:
"At maximum length it's this big *thumb and index 7cm apart*
Maximum length...eh? That obviously means erection. He has a 7cm erection... Either he's a retard with a small penis or he's a liar with a small penis.
And for bragging about his small penis, he's a retard. Which means.
a) He is actually 8 years old and is a retard with a small penis.
b) He is not 8, a retard, a liar and has a small penis.
What a tardface. Literally. You should see his face. LOLOLOL.
So I bought some food. Annie took one of my 25cent doughnut thingies. Her excuse was "Because I feel like a third wheel with ben and Lingling". Oh yeah, sure. That's perfect to take my food. But I didn't actually care, it was just 25 cents anyway. Oh, and pretty much straight after she just walked off back to Ben and Lingling. How....convenient. -_-
I just stood around Natalie and Melissa. I forgot what we talked about, it was just for a minute. Then we went to the library to study and stuff. Natalie went to her locket to get stuff. I had a chemistry practical SAC next period, so no point studying for that, you can't anyway. Unless you can't read. Then you can practice reading. But If I couldn't read, I wouldn't be able to type. So by you reading this, you know I can type, therefore read, so I just went with Melissa to the library. We walked in and the tables were re-arranged differently and it was empty except for a few adults. And it was quiet. Then I remembered, "Oh yeah. My brother had the day off because of primary parents teacher interviews" He spent a good portion of the day Bubble-Tanks-Arena'ing. So me and Melissa went to the vicsom room (AT1) where we sat around other Viscom people and chemistry people. (yeah, I know. They were studying chemistry, but for the test next week, not the prac. sac). Three random people from Saint Andrews came in.
I just say with Melissa and helped her with ideas for her project and that was about it. Natalie never came. I guess she never found us. :/ Oh well. She follows my blog. And now she is reading this, and knows the story In fact, HELLO NATALIE! :D
The bell went, I left, and headed to chemistry.
Chemistry SAC was boring. The groups were alphabetical. It was funny because Ilynn Han and Jane Hsu got each other. (H) (they, sit with each other normally anyway) (speaking of Jane. It is her birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE! :D)
Song Jing Khor, Jason Kim and Natalie law got each other. (K/L)
And Boulous, Christina and Euan almost got each other. (B/C)
But the groups were Roshana, Me and Matt Boulous in one group.
Yeah..I'm with Boulos. >_>
Had I known I would have been in a group with him, I wouldn't have taken chemistry as a VCE elective. But I didn't know. And I was stuck with him. I didn't really do much the double, at all. Just...yeah.
Came home, had piano lesson. 'twas okay. Oh yeah. For those wondering about Ben. I haven't fed him in ages and he's been in that tiny bag for a while not (The bag is the size of a tennis ball and is compeltely empty).
I'm gonna go check on him right now. Until the next post, HANG IN THERE!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
My pet cockroach, Ben.
The title gives much of it away. This is how the story went. I found a cockroach and put it in a plastic bag to give to my friend for his birthday. With no information, or supplies to maintain it as a pet except a packet of tissues to clean it up without getting cockroach guts on his hands, he refused. I put it in my room and after a week, took it out (cockroaches can survive like a month without food) and put it inside a box, poked holes and left it. After 2 days I gave some water and fed it mints, because there was no other consumables in my room at the time. A few days later I chucked out the mints (Cockroaches eat ANYTHING, but mints) and gave it bread and fruit.
It has been 2 weeks. Happy two week anniversary Ben <3.
Ahh crap, it sounds I'm dating a cockroach, makes me sound gay because it's a guy and it's a COCKroach, *chuckles*. I'm not even sure it's a guy. But ever since I gave it proper food, it's....grown rapidly. I cover half the box in paper to give him a choice of shade, or light.
Ben has lost half of one of it's antanae.
My future plans for this cockroach is to upgrade from pastic chinese food takeaway box to shoebox/cardboard box and to give it friends. (I can tell Ben apart by his antanae).
The way I see it, if I bag cockroaches when I find them and add them into my big box of cockroaches then they can live and play together and if any of them dies they can eat that cockroach. The logic is as follows:
-Cockroaches need the list: [A, B, C] to survive.
-Cockroaches will consume [A, B, C]
-Cockroaches will contain [A, B, C]
-Without [A, B, C] cockroaches will die
-The cockroaches will be alive.
-Therefore the cockroaches contain [A, B, C]
-If they die, they will still contain [A, B, C]
-If an alive cockroach eats a dead cockroach they will get [A, B, C]
-When I catch the cockroaches they will be alive
-Therefore they contain [A, B, C]
-So long as I constantly capture cockroaches and add them to my box of pets, there will be a constant source of [A, B, C]
-Without any extra food, some will die of starvation
-There will be an undefended supply of [A, B, C]
-The live cockroaches will eat the [A, B, C] to survive.
So long as I keep capturing cockroaches, I don't need to feed them ;D. But I still will. Because....Yeah. I don't want to see them dying. And how often do I find, capture and bring home a cockroach?
For now, Bye.
It has been 2 weeks. Happy two week anniversary Ben <3.
Ahh crap, it sounds I'm dating a cockroach, makes me sound gay because it's a guy and it's a COCKroach, *chuckles*. I'm not even sure it's a guy. But ever since I gave it proper food, it's....grown rapidly. I cover half the box in paper to give him a choice of shade, or light.
Ben has lost half of one of it's antanae.
My future plans for this cockroach is to upgrade from pastic chinese food takeaway box to shoebox/cardboard box and to give it friends. (I can tell Ben apart by his antanae).
The way I see it, if I bag cockroaches when I find them and add them into my big box of cockroaches then they can live and play together and if any of them dies they can eat that cockroach. The logic is as follows:
-Cockroaches need the list: [A, B, C] to survive.
-Cockroaches will consume [A, B, C]
-Cockroaches will contain [A, B, C]
-Without [A, B, C] cockroaches will die
-The cockroaches will be alive.
-Therefore the cockroaches contain [A, B, C]
-If they die, they will still contain [A, B, C]
-If an alive cockroach eats a dead cockroach they will get [A, B, C]
-When I catch the cockroaches they will be alive
-Therefore they contain [A, B, C]
-So long as I constantly capture cockroaches and add them to my box of pets, there will be a constant source of [A, B, C]
-Without any extra food, some will die of starvation
-There will be an undefended supply of [A, B, C]
-The live cockroaches will eat the [A, B, C] to survive.
So long as I keep capturing cockroaches, I don't need to feed them ;D. But I still will. Because....Yeah. I don't want to see them dying. And how often do I find, capture and bring home a cockroach?
For now, Bye.
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Snow trip
Today we, all the year 11's in WCC, went to the snow to toboggan. The SKI trip is next week, which costs $900 if I remember and I am not attending. Instead I'll catch up on school work and relax a little. :)
So today it was something along the lines of "the bus leaves at eight" and "we will be back no later than 3:35".
I went to bed at 2am after sorting some papers out, msning, watching one episode of family guy and feeding my pet (who I shall devote a whole post to him).
I set my alarm to 6:00 (but it's approximately 12 minutes fast deliberately so I don't miss homegroup) so the alarm went off at about 5:48.am. *snooze*snooze*snooze*snoo...
I got up at 6:45am to shower, get changed, have breakfast, etc, and then leave for the snow trip. I brought my toboggan. :) Because the school only has like 18 toboggans? LOL
I left the house at 7:58am and arrived at school at about 8:05am. Knowing these excursions, it wasn't important to arrive at the exact time of 8am.
Anyway, we left and sitting next to me was David Tambiah. We talked a little about random things such as penissy ultimatums and his phone plan and then we watched the movie that was played. It was Get Smart. I haven't seen it before today, and now I have. Funny movie :)
We stopped off at Marysville to hire stuff (not me) and to go to the toilet (I considered but was too lazy to take my gloves off so I decided I can hold it in)
At the snow, we started off by throwing snowballs at each other, by which I mean 70% at MONG!!!! (Matthew Ong) We could go to the toilet here if we wanted but I used the same excuse, too lazy to pee.
After read out the rules such as "no standing on toboggans" and "no more than one person per toboggan" and "no toboggan chains" we headed over to the hill area. (Everywhere was snow but the slope was...well yeah). It was crowded and boring and Serlein rode into some 5 year old white girl's legs knocking her (the kid) over completely. What a fail!
We continued throwing snowballs, iceballs and icechunks at each other and then got bored and decided to move over to the second area which had a better toboggan run but less snow. (for snowballs, I mean). Here we had a free for all snowfight with the main targets: Mong and Hoppo.
At one point Hoppo got attacked by everybody but being the downer he is he left the group all pissy because we ganged up on him. No where near as bad as Mong. Jack got Mong in the face with a large ball of soft snow so it exploded all over him and knocked off his glasses. ROFL! Funny stuff ^_^. Of course everybody got hit and most people got hit by at least one or two painful 'snowballs' (chunks of ice thrown overarm direct hit on the neck of pressure points) but these were the highlights.
When it was time for lunch we all headed over to the busses to get our food and then to the eating room to eat our food. On the way me and Jack found long rod-shaped pieces of hard dirty crystally ice on the ground and we kicked off a stick each.
Jack came up to me with his:
Jack: Can I hit you on the head with this?
Me: Can I hit YOU on the head with this?
Jack: Yes *braces himself*
*I hit Jack over the head with my piece of ice breaking it into two*
Jack: OUCH!
Me: *braces myself*
*Jacks hits me over the head with his piece of ice breaking it into two*
Me: OUCH!
We both laughed and agreed it was a lot harder than we thought it was.
Jack shared me some of his FREAKING AWESOME CHOC CHIP COOKIES which were 40% choc chip and were DELICIOUS! :D
At the table was A) Ji Hyung, B) David Reed, C) Hoppo, D) Joel Wu, E) Jack, F) Me
A B C
TABLE
D E F
When Ji Hyung left the table we drank some of his water. Anyway after lunch, me and Joel went over to Natalie and Melissa and the four of us went over to the cafe where Joel paid for wedges and nuggets.
When we walked all the way back from the cafe to the eating room, Natalie and Melissa wanted chicken salt so they walked all the way to the cafe again and back to get it. When they were gone, the girls on the table next to us wanted to leave and so they gave us their three half-finished boxes of wedges. Me, Joel and Hoppo ate them. They were nice. Very nice :) Or maybe just because I was hungry.
I went back to the second slope with Joel, Melissa and Natalie after the food. Melissa and Natalie went together on a toboggan. I couldn't convince Joel to go with me but I convinced him to go by himself. :) YAY!
On the bus back, I saw next to Eric where we talked about his hometown in China and subject selections. Then we watched the movie, 'The spy next door'. This one, I have seen before, in the cinema but I didn't mind watching it again.
We did not get back 'latest 3:35'. We got back like beyond 4:45pm. My dad took me home and I gave Jon Tan a lift.
A fun excursion I would love to do again and again.
So today it was something along the lines of "the bus leaves at eight" and "we will be back no later than 3:35".
I went to bed at 2am after sorting some papers out, msning, watching one episode of family guy and feeding my pet (who I shall devote a whole post to him).
I set my alarm to 6:00 (but it's approximately 12 minutes fast deliberately so I don't miss homegroup) so the alarm went off at about 5:48.am. *snooze*snooze*snooze*snoo...
I got up at 6:45am to shower, get changed, have breakfast, etc, and then leave for the snow trip. I brought my toboggan. :) Because the school only has like 18 toboggans? LOL
I left the house at 7:58am and arrived at school at about 8:05am. Knowing these excursions, it wasn't important to arrive at the exact time of 8am.
Anyway, we left and sitting next to me was David Tambiah. We talked a little about random things such as penissy ultimatums and his phone plan and then we watched the movie that was played. It was Get Smart. I haven't seen it before today, and now I have. Funny movie :)
We stopped off at Marysville to hire stuff (not me) and to go to the toilet (I considered but was too lazy to take my gloves off so I decided I can hold it in)
At the snow, we started off by throwing snowballs at each other, by which I mean 70% at MONG!!!! (Matthew Ong) We could go to the toilet here if we wanted but I used the same excuse, too lazy to pee.
After read out the rules such as "no standing on toboggans" and "no more than one person per toboggan" and "no toboggan chains" we headed over to the hill area. (Everywhere was snow but the slope was...well yeah). It was crowded and boring and Serlein rode into some 5 year old white girl's legs knocking her (the kid) over completely. What a fail!
We continued throwing snowballs, iceballs and icechunks at each other and then got bored and decided to move over to the second area which had a better toboggan run but less snow. (for snowballs, I mean). Here we had a free for all snowfight with the main targets: Mong and Hoppo.
At one point Hoppo got attacked by everybody but being the downer he is he left the group all pissy because we ganged up on him. No where near as bad as Mong. Jack got Mong in the face with a large ball of soft snow so it exploded all over him and knocked off his glasses. ROFL! Funny stuff ^_^. Of course everybody got hit and most people got hit by at least one or two painful 'snowballs' (chunks of ice thrown overarm direct hit on the neck of pressure points) but these were the highlights.
When it was time for lunch we all headed over to the busses to get our food and then to the eating room to eat our food. On the way me and Jack found long rod-shaped pieces of hard dirty crystally ice on the ground and we kicked off a stick each.
Jack came up to me with his:
Jack: Can I hit you on the head with this?
Me: Can I hit YOU on the head with this?
Jack: Yes *braces himself*
*I hit Jack over the head with my piece of ice breaking it into two*
Jack: OUCH!
Me: *braces myself*
*Jacks hits me over the head with his piece of ice breaking it into two*
Me: OUCH!
We both laughed and agreed it was a lot harder than we thought it was.
Jack shared me some of his FREAKING AWESOME CHOC CHIP COOKIES which were 40% choc chip and were DELICIOUS! :D
At the table was A) Ji Hyung, B) David Reed, C) Hoppo, D) Joel Wu, E) Jack, F) Me
A B C
TABLE
D E F
When Ji Hyung left the table we drank some of his water. Anyway after lunch, me and Joel went over to Natalie and Melissa and the four of us went over to the cafe where Joel paid for wedges and nuggets.
When we walked all the way back from the cafe to the eating room, Natalie and Melissa wanted chicken salt so they walked all the way to the cafe again and back to get it. When they were gone, the girls on the table next to us wanted to leave and so they gave us their three half-finished boxes of wedges. Me, Joel and Hoppo ate them. They were nice. Very nice :) Or maybe just because I was hungry.
I went back to the second slope with Joel, Melissa and Natalie after the food. Melissa and Natalie went together on a toboggan. I couldn't convince Joel to go with me but I convinced him to go by himself. :) YAY!
On the bus back, I saw next to Eric where we talked about his hometown in China and subject selections. Then we watched the movie, 'The spy next door'. This one, I have seen before, in the cinema but I didn't mind watching it again.
We did not get back 'latest 3:35'. We got back like beyond 4:45pm. My dad took me home and I gave Jon Tan a lift.
A fun excursion I would love to do again and again.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Remnants of Apples.
Dedicated to: Audrey Soo
My first story post...
This is a true story.
So this was back in 2009 when I was in year 10. I was 15 years old and it was around the time of Easter. I was at my church camp in Philip Island resort or was it adventure resort? Anyway, I was feeling hungry and so I went over to the kitchen (actually dining room) and casually grabbed two mandarins from the free fruit bowl that camps generally have as a default unlimited food source.
On the last day of camp, about half an hour before I went home I chose about a dozen apples and chucked them into a green plastic bag I had. It was those rectangly bags used for branded clothes with handles except there was no symbol and it was green.
After the 90 minute journey I got home and as I stumbled into my bedroom, exhausted from the camp I just experienced. It was a good camp. It was spiritually and physically stimulating (LOL! But yeah) And I just propped the bag of apples I took home onto the top shelf of my bedhead. The bag was folded down and creased and the bag was opaque so you couldn't see what was inside.
I thought to myself a couple of days later, "oh yeah, the apples. Well I'll just keep them here for another time I don't know when if I'm in my room hungry and too lazy to go downstairs."
Six months passed and this situation never dawned upon me, and if it did, which it probably have been, I must've forgotten to take the apples. Well at this point in time I walked over to my room and it was about 3 in the afternoon on a saturday. I was bored and aimlessly walked into my room to see if there was anything I could kill my time with when I saw the bag as always. Having the bag on my bedhead everyday means it was just background stimuli and I never really noticed it and even though I subconsciouslly knew there were apples in there I never really made the connecection, until now. I connected old apples with a relative significant duration of time and then I realised, "Damn. What a waste of apples!"
I sighed and at my regular pace walked over to the bag and then grabbed the fold at the top with a clenched fist so that the bag wouldn't be exposed to the air, as it must stink and without hesitation powerwalked down the staircase, down the hall and walked outside, to dispose of the apples.
Now for whatever reason, which I still do not completely understand the logic behind it, but it seemed somewhat logical at the time to do, I stuck my hand in to grab an apple. I felt the spherical shape and as I tried to pick it up my fingers penetrated through the skin and into the squishy core.
I withdrew my hand with immense disgust and horror which was only topped by the sight I had seen because it was only when I peered into the bag did I realise the apples were long gone but mould and fungi had slowly consumed the apples bit by bit and diminished the 'solid' factor of the apples. However the bacteria was so strong that on its own it maintained the apple's spherical shape. I had just stuck my fingers into a ball of very likely harmful bacteria. And I only reached a centimetre or two into it. And there were eleven more balls of mould and fungi which had once each been a piece of fruit.
There were twleve balls of harmful organic matter growing for six months about 30cm away from my sleeping head. The thought made me shudder, and then I went back to my room (after thoroughly cleaning my hand multiple times and even showering to be sure) to find something else to do...
My first story post...
This is a true story.
So this was back in 2009 when I was in year 10. I was 15 years old and it was around the time of Easter. I was at my church camp in Philip Island resort or was it adventure resort? Anyway, I was feeling hungry and so I went over to the kitchen (actually dining room) and casually grabbed two mandarins from the free fruit bowl that camps generally have as a default unlimited food source.
On the last day of camp, about half an hour before I went home I chose about a dozen apples and chucked them into a green plastic bag I had. It was those rectangly bags used for branded clothes with handles except there was no symbol and it was green.
After the 90 minute journey I got home and as I stumbled into my bedroom, exhausted from the camp I just experienced. It was a good camp. It was spiritually and physically stimulating (LOL! But yeah) And I just propped the bag of apples I took home onto the top shelf of my bedhead. The bag was folded down and creased and the bag was opaque so you couldn't see what was inside.
I thought to myself a couple of days later, "oh yeah, the apples. Well I'll just keep them here for another time I don't know when if I'm in my room hungry and too lazy to go downstairs."
Six months passed and this situation never dawned upon me, and if it did, which it probably have been, I must've forgotten to take the apples. Well at this point in time I walked over to my room and it was about 3 in the afternoon on a saturday. I was bored and aimlessly walked into my room to see if there was anything I could kill my time with when I saw the bag as always. Having the bag on my bedhead everyday means it was just background stimuli and I never really noticed it and even though I subconsciouslly knew there were apples in there I never really made the connecection, until now. I connected old apples with a relative significant duration of time and then I realised, "Damn. What a waste of apples!"
I sighed and at my regular pace walked over to the bag and then grabbed the fold at the top with a clenched fist so that the bag wouldn't be exposed to the air, as it must stink and without hesitation powerwalked down the staircase, down the hall and walked outside, to dispose of the apples.
Now for whatever reason, which I still do not completely understand the logic behind it, but it seemed somewhat logical at the time to do, I stuck my hand in to grab an apple. I felt the spherical shape and as I tried to pick it up my fingers penetrated through the skin and into the squishy core.
I withdrew my hand with immense disgust and horror which was only topped by the sight I had seen because it was only when I peered into the bag did I realise the apples were long gone but mould and fungi had slowly consumed the apples bit by bit and diminished the 'solid' factor of the apples. However the bacteria was so strong that on its own it maintained the apple's spherical shape. I had just stuck my fingers into a ball of very likely harmful bacteria. And I only reached a centimetre or two into it. And there were eleven more balls of mould and fungi which had once each been a piece of fruit.
There were twleve balls of harmful organic matter growing for six months about 30cm away from my sleeping head. The thought made me shudder, and then I went back to my room (after thoroughly cleaning my hand multiple times and even showering to be sure) to find something else to do...
Friday, June 18, 2010
Friday night
Stuck at home,
Lifegroup cancelled,
Homework to study,
Study to study,
Games to play,
Fat to burn,
Food to eat,
Bed to sleep,
Blog is tempting,
Friends (online) are replying slowly,
What to do....
I'll just blog some more and then go study some chemistry probably. x]
Lifegroup cancelled,
Homework to study,
Study to study,
Games to play,
Fat to burn,
Food to eat,
Bed to sleep,
Blog is tempting,
Friends (online) are replying slowly,
What to do....
I'll just blog some more and then go study some chemistry probably. x]
Friday, June 11, 2010
Food Filled Friday
The day started with me waking up by my alarm clock, wanting to sleep and dreading school.
Just kidding, I actually woke up naked in my bed with half the sheets off wondering WTH was going on. Then I remembered. "I always sleep naked" and "Oh yeah, I was watching the inbetweeners". Hold a minute, where is my laptop?
*lifts covers*
Oh there you are Mr Laptop. *opens laptop*
Haha, It was paused on where I stopped it.
*rewinds 1 minute*
*resumes....*
So I finished the episode, watched half of the next episode, paused, had a shower, went to school, and told Mr Johnson I'm doing Music 3/4. Well not engaging in intercourse 'doing' music 3/4 but I'm taking it as a subject.
He was.....reallly...REALLLY happy. And highfived me then comenting on my sticky hand. I was like yeah, You should've highfived my left hand. His face showed the comprehension of mr masturbation joke yet his eyes showed disgust and the BACK of his eyes showed fear.
LOL
Then it was lunch time and I bought hot chocolate + 2 wafer sticks thingys (those white/milk choc swirl long things) and 2 marshmallows for only $1.50. good value.
Then I bought a sausage (with bread, etc) for $1.00 Better value.
Then bought another one for 50 cents. Best value.
And bought some more random sausages and random stuff for Ji Hyung.
Yeah.
Came home and ate food. Ate more food. Went to youth group with we (boys) played pictionary and beat them (girls) showing our superior gender. Face it girls, you have X chromosomes but we have X AND Y. And we (males) are awesome.
HAH!
I'm eating a pie right now, chewing it as I type this line.
.....time to find that laptop in my room and finish the rest of the episodes, inbetweeners is hilarious. ;D Gonna bring it to camp.
Just kidding, I actually woke up naked in my bed with half the sheets off wondering WTH was going on. Then I remembered. "I always sleep naked" and "Oh yeah, I was watching the inbetweeners". Hold a minute, where is my laptop?
*lifts covers*
Oh there you are Mr Laptop. *opens laptop*
Haha, It was paused on where I stopped it.
*rewinds 1 minute*
*resumes....*
So I finished the episode, watched half of the next episode, paused, had a shower, went to school, and told Mr Johnson I'm doing Music 3/4. Well not engaging in intercourse 'doing' music 3/4 but I'm taking it as a subject.
He was.....reallly...REALLLY happy. And highfived me then comenting on my sticky hand. I was like yeah, You should've highfived my left hand. His face showed the comprehension of mr masturbation joke yet his eyes showed disgust and the BACK of his eyes showed fear.
LOL
Then it was lunch time and I bought hot chocolate + 2 wafer sticks thingys (those white/milk choc swirl long things) and 2 marshmallows for only $1.50. good value.
Then I bought a sausage (with bread, etc) for $1.00 Better value.
Then bought another one for 50 cents. Best value.
And bought some more random sausages and random stuff for Ji Hyung.
Yeah.
Came home and ate food. Ate more food. Went to youth group with we (boys) played pictionary and beat them (girls) showing our superior gender. Face it girls, you have X chromosomes but we have X AND Y. And we (males) are awesome.
HAH!
I'm eating a pie right now, chewing it as I type this line.
.....time to find that laptop in my room and finish the rest of the episodes, inbetweeners is hilarious. ;D Gonna bring it to camp.
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Studying Psychology
Date: 7 June
5pm - Start studying
8pm - Take a break and dinner
9pm - Back to psychology
Midight - Nap
2am - Wake up feeling refreshed
2am - Resume studying psychology
8am - Breakfast and break
9am - Psychology study
1pm - Go to school
4pm - Break and blogging (now)
5pm - Start revising again
Date: 8 June
All in all, I've studied 16 hours in one go with the exception of meals, etc.
I have 7 minutes to blog.
Well I revised all of Area of study 1 which just leaves 2 and 3. Which should be another 32 hours.....great! My exam is in 16 hours >_>
And I said I'll sleep at 9 to catch up on my REM sleep (rapid eye movement) =D
So I have 4 hours....2 hours on visual perception and 2 hours on states of consciousness... ugh...this is so fail!
Cramming = Win
Marks = Fail.
Well my marks will probably asian fail. They'll pass...if they don't, I'm seriously screwed. But should be fine, it's all good...aiming for 80% = A
So yeah. =D
5 minutes to blog.... hmmm....I feel cold, depressed? Nah, too busy. No time for feeling depressed. Pffft, I'm just cold, going to make some continental soup soon.
Good luck to Joel Wu, Natalie, Dexter, Song, Eunice and Matthew Julius. But shame on you, reading my blog when you should be studying for your ENTER-CONTRIBUTING EXAMINATION!
Just kidding, keep reading and fail for life. But at least you'll be faithful to me =]
Visual perception....Ugh!!
States of consciousness should be easy crap.
Visual perception is just too AHHHH!!!
As for area of study 1: Brain and the nervous system.
I'll just read over my notes I prepared. :/
2 minutes to blog....
I feel hungry, I feel like eating chocolate.....
*goes to kitchen* nah, just kidding, but seriously, in 2...2...2....2....2....2...2...2...2...2.1...ONE minute I'm off to the kitchen.
Ok, bye guys, and GOOD LUC TO PSYCHOLOGY 3/4 STUDNET FOR YOUR EXAMINATION TOMORROW. Just kidding, I want you all to fail so my score goes higher, toodle'ooze
5pm - Start studying
8pm - Take a break and dinner
9pm - Back to psychology
Midight - Nap
2am - Wake up feeling refreshed
2am - Resume studying psychology
8am - Breakfast and break
9am - Psychology study
1pm - Go to school
4pm - Break and blogging (now)
5pm - Start revising again
Date: 8 June
All in all, I've studied 16 hours in one go with the exception of meals, etc.
I have 7 minutes to blog.
Well I revised all of Area of study 1 which just leaves 2 and 3. Which should be another 32 hours.....great! My exam is in 16 hours >_>
And I said I'll sleep at 9 to catch up on my REM sleep (rapid eye movement) =D
So I have 4 hours....2 hours on visual perception and 2 hours on states of consciousness... ugh...this is so fail!
Cramming = Win
Marks = Fail.
Well my marks will probably asian fail. They'll pass...if they don't, I'm seriously screwed. But should be fine, it's all good...aiming for 80% = A
So yeah. =D
5 minutes to blog.... hmmm....I feel cold, depressed? Nah, too busy. No time for feeling depressed. Pffft, I'm just cold, going to make some continental soup soon.
Good luck to Joel Wu, Natalie, Dexter, Song, Eunice and Matthew Julius. But shame on you, reading my blog when you should be studying for your ENTER-CONTRIBUTING EXAMINATION!
Just kidding, keep reading and fail for life. But at least you'll be faithful to me =]
Visual perception....Ugh!!
States of consciousness should be easy crap.
Visual perception is just too AHHHH!!!
As for area of study 1: Brain and the nervous system.
I'll just read over my notes I prepared. :/
2 minutes to blog....
I feel hungry, I feel like eating chocolate.....
*goes to kitchen* nah, just kidding, but seriously, in 2...2...2....2....2....2...2...2...2...2.1...ONE minute I'm off to the kitchen.
Ok, bye guys, and GOOD LUC TO PSYCHOLOGY 3/4 STUDNET FOR YOUR EXAMINATION TOMORROW. Just kidding, I want you all to fail so my score goes higher, toodle'ooze
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Saturday, May 29, 2010
Psychology 3/4 Seminar
Got to glen station at approximately 8-ish. Eunice's mum, Eunice and Natalie were already there. Now to wait for joel and song. Joel was picking up Song up but it was 8:05 and they weren't here yet.
Apparently (as we found out later) Joel's mum went to cook Joel noodles so she and Joel were running late. It was 8:08 and both of them still weren't here and the train was to leave at 8:10. 8:30 would be the next train. 8:09:00 and then I saw then walking across the road so I told them to hurry. 8:09:40 and they started to buy their tickets. We missed the train by 20 seconds and so we had to wait 20 minutes for the next one. Once we got into the train, we just listened to music and talked about random stuff until we reached Flinder's street station. Then we took tram to near-melbourne-uni.
We walked to melbourne uni and when we got there, there were 3 queues:
-"A through E" as he said many times (first name) which we discussed whether first name meant given name or surname, LOL (in the end, it meant given name)(Eunice)
-"F through N" (me, Joel, Nat) (by far, the longest line)
and
-"O through Z" (song)
When we got in, we had no freaking seats and had to sit at the back T_T I got sleepy, and must've microslept at least 20-30 times throughout the whole day. Ironic since we actually studied sleep in the seminar, lolololol.
For lunch, we went to this cafe place but me and Eunice already had packed lunch so we just ate that while Song, Nat and Joel ordered food. As we came back (late) we realised the 'Eateries' were within the campus. ARRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Joel was told to "can you please shut up" by some white girl he had previously been (probably negatively) acquainted with, LOLOLOL.
Yeah, we just highlighted stuff and talked about stuff, yeah....
Good guy (y) good advise (y)
too bad he was super boring...
so he said I'm going at 4:00 and for the last half an hour some other person will come and continue, so we ditched :D
By the way, the WHOLE day I needed to go toilet so many time and really badly and each time held it in like super tightly ><"
In fact, right NOW I need to piss but I'm gonna neglect that till midnight, literally, I really canNOT be stuffed getting up to piss...
Anyway, we went to Macca's where I ran to the unclean toilet to relief myself then after washing hands, went down to buy cheeseburgers and leech nuggets off Joel. That's why he buys them, for us, really, he does.
Then we trained-I LOVE TRAINS!!!-to glen waverley where joel's mum picked me, Song and Joel up and then dropped me back home. Hooray for Joel's mum!
And now I'm at home. mmm.....
Goodnight fellow blog-readers and psychologists/psychology-studiers,
Goodnight.
Apparently (as we found out later) Joel's mum went to cook Joel noodles so she and Joel were running late. It was 8:08 and both of them still weren't here and the train was to leave at 8:10. 8:30 would be the next train. 8:09:00 and then I saw then walking across the road so I told them to hurry. 8:09:40 and they started to buy their tickets. We missed the train by 20 seconds and so we had to wait 20 minutes for the next one. Once we got into the train, we just listened to music and talked about random stuff until we reached Flinder's street station. Then we took tram to near-melbourne-uni.
We walked to melbourne uni and when we got there, there were 3 queues:
-"A through E" as he said many times (first name) which we discussed whether first name meant given name or surname, LOL (in the end, it meant given name)(Eunice)
-"F through N" (me, Joel, Nat) (by far, the longest line)
and
-"O through Z" (song)
When we got in, we had no freaking seats and had to sit at the back T_T I got sleepy, and must've microslept at least 20-30 times throughout the whole day. Ironic since we actually studied sleep in the seminar, lolololol.
For lunch, we went to this cafe place but me and Eunice already had packed lunch so we just ate that while Song, Nat and Joel ordered food. As we came back (late) we realised the 'Eateries' were within the campus. ARRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Joel was told to "can you please shut up" by some white girl he had previously been (probably negatively) acquainted with, LOLOLOL.
Yeah, we just highlighted stuff and talked about stuff, yeah....
Good guy (y) good advise (y)
too bad he was super boring...
so he said I'm going at 4:00 and for the last half an hour some other person will come and continue, so we ditched :D
By the way, the WHOLE day I needed to go toilet so many time and really badly and each time held it in like super tightly ><"
In fact, right NOW I need to piss but I'm gonna neglect that till midnight, literally, I really canNOT be stuffed getting up to piss...
Anyway, we went to Macca's where I ran to the unclean toilet to relief myself then after washing hands, went down to buy cheeseburgers and leech nuggets off Joel. That's why he buys them, for us, really, he does.
Then we trained-I LOVE TRAINS!!!-to glen waverley where joel's mum picked me, Song and Joel up and then dropped me back home. Hooray for Joel's mum!
And now I'm at home. mmm.....
Goodnight fellow blog-readers and psychologists/psychology-studiers,
Goodnight.
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Friday, May 14, 2010
ZOO
It has been a while 'Mind of Jon'...by which I mean two days.
If the reason why you're reading this is because the blog is titled, 'Zoo' and you're hoping for some crappy soft-core-pornographic magazine then leave my blog and go watch porn, because this blog is not about porn.
HOWEVER, in a way it is ;D (some will know what I'm talking about already).
This blog is titled, 'Zoo' because Me, my friends in Biology, the rest of the people in my biology class that aren't my friends, and the other biology class, we ALL went to Weribee open range zoo for a biology excursion on 'reproductive strategies' AND the male lion was on top/behind the female lion shagging her with his penis in her vagina, they were copulating, they were having sex, they were reproducing, hence, the soft-core pornographic content. Although penis-vagina ANIMAL sex is rather hardcore....
If you haven't noticed already, that is my highlight of the day, seeing two lions get it on. ^_^ *tongue flickers in a rapidly wildly vividly sexually and penetratively way*
So yeah... we saw some random animals called barynx, onyx, onynx, onanynxynxyanxyanx or something, I forget the actual name. Giraffe (they had hybrids giraffes with REALLY hairy tails LOL), zebra (as we drove past on the safari vehicle we saw the zebra's massive penis hanging down (my arm length? or something, maybe a little longer...) When I saw the zebra.... I suddenly felt inadequate....)
Then there was the monkeys, the meercats, etc etc.
We got to touch a snake....it felt leathery
We got to touch a frog..... it felt half leathery half smooth but covered in slime, so slimy....
We got to touch the zebra's penis.... just kidding, we weren't allowed to.
Then we saw the rhinoceroses.... one was shitting as we drove past
Then we saw the bison.... one was peeing as we drove past
I bought a doughnut and bowl of chips (expensive) but I didn't really care, and still don't really care... maybe I have depression again? nah.... it's just food xD
As I walked through that one-way spinny exit thing to leave the zoo when I got out I was like "something is wrong. Something is missing. *feels pockets* Where is my pencil... WHERE IS MY PENCIL?!?! ahh crap" thomas: "I told you you dropped it but you ignored me" me: "haha, whatever, you're bullshitting me"
thomas: "no really, you dropped your pencil and I told you, but you ignored me"
me: "dude, I know you're lying, why do you keep trying?" (I was on my last inch of hope he really was lying)
thomas: "but you really did drop it"
me: "ahhh crap...."
That was a good pencil.... I miss it, So I wrote this poem for it:
On a distant land called Werribee
In a zoo, where the animals are free
To roam as it is open range
There is one thing that is strange
A pencil lies on the ground over there
Not shit, not piss, but a pencil, that's rare!
This pencil belong to none other than
Me, a pencilless lonely man
I miss my pencil, over there in the zoo
Right now, it could be lying in a pile of poo
Or maybe monkeys are using it to
Scratch their head, which I know monkey's do
Oh well, I shall never ever know
What happened to my pencil though,
I know in my heart that, that pencil will be
The only pencil, ever, EVER for me
I miss it ='[
I typed that whole poem on the spot, improvisation. I haven't done that in a while. My friend said I should take up rap. But as if I can rap, I'm crap at that. <--- LOL, xD
But seriously, I haven't got a rapper's instinct, like the on the spot PERFORMING. Rhymes, meh, no problem. But performing, noooo.......
So that's MY day
Lost pencils, bison's peeing, zebra's hanging out their penis, rhino's shitting, and lions getting it on ;D
I like the zoo =]
If the reason why you're reading this is because the blog is titled, 'Zoo' and you're hoping for some crappy soft-core-pornographic magazine then leave my blog and go watch porn, because this blog is not about porn.
HOWEVER, in a way it is ;D (some will know what I'm talking about already).
This blog is titled, 'Zoo' because Me, my friends in Biology, the rest of the people in my biology class that aren't my friends, and the other biology class, we ALL went to Weribee open range zoo for a biology excursion on 'reproductive strategies' AND the male lion was on top/behind the female lion shagging her with his penis in her vagina, they were copulating, they were having sex, they were reproducing, hence, the soft-core pornographic content. Although penis-vagina ANIMAL sex is rather hardcore....
If you haven't noticed already, that is my highlight of the day, seeing two lions get it on. ^_^ *tongue flickers in a rapidly wildly vividly sexually and penetratively way*
So yeah... we saw some random animals called barynx, onyx, onynx, onanynxynxyanxyanx or something, I forget the actual name. Giraffe (they had hybrids giraffes with REALLY hairy tails LOL), zebra (as we drove past on the safari vehicle we saw the zebra's massive penis hanging down (my arm length? or something, maybe a little longer...) When I saw the zebra.... I suddenly felt inadequate....)
Then there was the monkeys, the meercats, etc etc.
We got to touch a snake....it felt leathery
We got to touch a frog..... it felt half leathery half smooth but covered in slime, so slimy....
We got to touch the zebra's penis.... just kidding, we weren't allowed to.
Then we saw the rhinoceroses.... one was shitting as we drove past
Then we saw the bison.... one was peeing as we drove past
I bought a doughnut and bowl of chips (expensive) but I didn't really care, and still don't really care... maybe I have depression again? nah.... it's just food xD
As I walked through that one-way spinny exit thing to leave the zoo when I got out I was like "something is wrong. Something is missing. *feels pockets* Where is my pencil... WHERE IS MY PENCIL?!?! ahh crap" thomas: "I told you you dropped it but you ignored me" me: "haha, whatever, you're bullshitting me"
thomas: "no really, you dropped your pencil and I told you, but you ignored me"
me: "dude, I know you're lying, why do you keep trying?" (I was on my last inch of hope he really was lying)
thomas: "but you really did drop it"
me: "ahhh crap...."
That was a good pencil.... I miss it, So I wrote this poem for it:
On a distant land called Werribee
In a zoo, where the animals are free
To roam as it is open range
There is one thing that is strange
A pencil lies on the ground over there
Not shit, not piss, but a pencil, that's rare!
This pencil belong to none other than
Me, a pencilless lonely man
I miss my pencil, over there in the zoo
Right now, it could be lying in a pile of poo
Or maybe monkeys are using it to
Scratch their head, which I know monkey's do
Oh well, I shall never ever know
What happened to my pencil though,
I know in my heart that, that pencil will be
The only pencil, ever, EVER for me
I miss it ='[
I typed that whole poem on the spot, improvisation. I haven't done that in a while. My friend said I should take up rap. But as if I can rap, I'm crap at that. <--- LOL, xD
But seriously, I haven't got a rapper's instinct, like the on the spot PERFORMING. Rhymes, meh, no problem. But performing, noooo.......
So that's MY day
Lost pencils, bison's peeing, zebra's hanging out their penis, rhino's shitting, and lions getting it on ;D
I like the zoo =]
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Chiann and Antonius' wedding.
Antonius Thambrin and Chiann Lim,
Two people from my church, fell in love, got married, etc etc.
The wedding was good... the seats were covered in this white silky thing and it felt so GOOD! and then a brown or white ribbon was tied around the chair, felt soooo good =]
....so I took one home....
....and maybe a second....
....then a couple more....
....actually many more....
....and finally an 8th....
eight ribbon-thingies.... =D
smuggled in my suit.
YES my suit... I'm still wearing it as I blog this.
Anywayz, the ceremony was good, it was actually their first kiss...wow
The line for the food took A WHILE but in the end xD the food was AWESOMEEEW!!!
-Prawn/almond/something-that-taste-GREAT type ball thing
-Crabsticks
-Fried rice
-Tender beef slices
-Spicy quail
-Barumandi
-Bladder soup (I think..?)
-Spring rolls
All with appropriate vegetables, spices and sauces =] YUMM!!
And hot sauces, chilli's, etc all on the side to add.
Dessert was also nice...
-This green, milky jelly thing which was SO AWESOME, that I want some more now D=
-Chocolate wedding cake
-Fruits:
-Watermelon
-Rockmelon
-Grapes
-Pieces of oranges
-Something else I can't remember
Drinks were pretty basic, STILL GOOD:
-Coke
-Sprite
-Other soft drink
-Tea
-Coffee
-Water
-Orange juice
-Other drinks
People that came (youth):
-Jonathan (me)
-Angela (my sister)
-Josh (we played tap-tap PRIOR and POST ceremony, and also 4 in a row and other games)
-Gen
-Tiff
-Abigail
-Keh See
-Estelle
-Eddy
-Shona
-Melissa
I choked on a kai lan.... LOL ^_^
Ate alot of cake...
It was a good wedding =]
Congratulations to the both of you,
Antonius and Chiann Thambrin
Two people from my church, fell in love, got married, etc etc.
The wedding was good... the seats were covered in this white silky thing and it felt so GOOD! and then a brown or white ribbon was tied around the chair, felt soooo good =]
....so I took one home....
....and maybe a second....
....then a couple more....
....actually many more....
....and finally an 8th....
eight ribbon-thingies.... =D
smuggled in my suit.
YES my suit... I'm still wearing it as I blog this.
Anywayz, the ceremony was good, it was actually their first kiss...wow
The line for the food took A WHILE but in the end xD the food was AWESOMEEEW!!!
-Prawn/almond/something-that-taste-GREAT type ball thing
-Crabsticks
-Fried rice
-Tender beef slices
-Spicy quail
-Barumandi
-Bladder soup (I think..?)
-Spring rolls
All with appropriate vegetables, spices and sauces =] YUMM!!
And hot sauces, chilli's, etc all on the side to add.
Dessert was also nice...
-This green, milky jelly thing which was SO AWESOME, that I want some more now D=
-Chocolate wedding cake
-Fruits:
-Watermelon
-Rockmelon
-Grapes
-Pieces of oranges
-Something else I can't remember
Drinks were pretty basic, STILL GOOD:
-Coke
-Sprite
-Other soft drink
-Tea
-Coffee
-Water
-Orange juice
-Other drinks
People that came (youth):
-Jonathan (me)
-Angela (my sister)
-Josh (we played tap-tap PRIOR and POST ceremony, and also 4 in a row and other games)
-Gen
-Tiff
-Abigail
-Keh See
-Estelle
-Eddy
-Shona
-Melissa
I choked on a kai lan.... LOL ^_^
Ate alot of cake...
It was a good wedding =]
Congratulations to the both of you,
Antonius and Chiann Thambrin
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Fatassing
Just got back from buffet with whole family: brother, sister, mother, father, grandma, grandad and yeah.
Went to this western buffet.....I ate alot, hence 'fatass'.
15 'rounds' of food. Yeah....here's a couple of things I did:
-eat all the watermelon from the fruit salad
-eat all the vanilla ice cream from the ice cream thingo. =]
-eat, just plain EATTTT!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I had a coke toward the end of my meal, well eating-ish event thing.
I weighed myself before and after, I put on 4 kilograms. xP
Four kilograms of food.... aren't I cool!
Usually I eat till my gut hurts so much I just collapse when I get home and don't get up for 10 minutes (literally) but this time I went easy, only 15.
So now I can keep eating but too bad I'm already at home xD
I am a fatass, 'nuff said.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Went to this western buffet.....I ate alot, hence 'fatass'.
15 'rounds' of food. Yeah....here's a couple of things I did:
-eat all the watermelon from the fruit salad
-eat all the vanilla ice cream from the ice cream thingo. =]
-eat, just plain EATTTT!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I had a coke toward the end of my meal, well eating-ish event thing.
I weighed myself before and after, I put on 4 kilograms. xP
Four kilograms of food.... aren't I cool!
Usually I eat till my gut hurts so much I just collapse when I get home and don't get up for 10 minutes (literally) but this time I went easy, only 15.
So now I can keep eating but too bad I'm already at home xD
I am a fatass, 'nuff said.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Open day tomorrow
So tomorrow is open day, the day where choir performs, orchestra performs, students sing and perform, blah blah, classes change to be more FUN and PERKY and PRESENTABLE and the SRC give scones covered in jam and cream to the parents and grandparents and randoms and family friends and older siblings and younger siblings and blah blah blah blah that walk in and out classrooms, around the school and blah blah blah =.=
we get like no hwk so that's a PLUS PLUS GOOD GOOD thing. And my grandparents and mum and maybe my dad (probably not, he has work) will be coming ><
MEH.
Something to blog about... because alot of people, namely Ada, Jack, Mellisa (A. J. M = JAM) xD.
Of course there will be the 2 or 3 randoms that stalk my blog/facebook profile but will never ever tell me and never ever talk to me probably. They may be non-existant... but they exist, I know because I used to be one.
So to THOSE people, Your awesome ;D and keep doing what you doing even though I dont know because its awesome, just like you. ;D
BYE AWESOME PEOPLE
...here I come open day >_>
we get like no hwk so that's a PLUS PLUS GOOD GOOD thing. And my grandparents and mum and maybe my dad (probably not, he has work) will be coming ><
MEH.
Something to blog about... because alot of people, namely Ada, Jack, Mellisa (A. J. M = JAM) xD.
Of course there will be the 2 or 3 randoms that stalk my blog/facebook profile but will never ever tell me and never ever talk to me probably. They may be non-existant... but they exist, I know because I used to be one.
So to THOSE people, Your awesome ;D and keep doing what you doing even though I dont know because its awesome, just like you. ;D
BYE AWESOME PEOPLE
...here I come open day >_>
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