ZOO

It has been a while 'Mind of Jon'...by which I mean two days.

If the reason why you're reading this is because the blog is titled, 'Zoo' and you're hoping for some crappy soft-core-pornographic magazine then leave my blog and go watch porn, because this blog is not about porn.

HOWEVER, in a way it is ;D (some will know what I'm talking about already).
This blog is titled, 'Zoo' because Me, my friends in Biology, the rest of the people in my biology class that aren't my friends, and the other biology class, we ALL went to Weribee open range zoo for a biology excursion on 'reproductive strategies' AND the male lion was on top/behind the female lion shagging her with his penis in her vagina, they were copulating, they were having sex, they were reproducing, hence, the soft-core pornographic content. Although penis-vagina ANIMAL sex is rather hardcore....

If you haven't noticed already, that is my highlight of the day, seeing two lions get it on. ^_^ *tongue flickers in a rapidly wildly vividly sexually and penetratively way*

So yeah... we saw some random animals called barynx, onyx, onynx, onanynxynxyanxyanx or something, I forget the actual name. Giraffe (they had hybrids giraffes with REALLY hairy tails LOL), zebra (as we drove past on the safari vehicle we saw the zebra's massive penis hanging down (my arm length? or something, maybe a little longer...) When I saw the zebra.... I suddenly felt inadequate....)

Then there was the monkeys, the meercats, etc etc.

We got to touch a snake....it felt leathery
We got to touch a frog..... it felt half leathery half smooth but covered in slime, so slimy....
We got to touch the zebra's penis.... just kidding, we weren't allowed to.

Then we saw the rhinoceroses.... one was shitting as we drove past
Then we saw the bison.... one was peeing as we drove past

I bought a doughnut and bowl of chips (expensive) but I didn't really care, and still don't really care... maybe I have depression again? nah.... it's just food xD

As I walked through that one-way spinny exit thing to leave the zoo when I got out I was like "something is wrong. Something is missing. *feels pockets* Where is my pencil... WHERE IS MY PENCIL?!?! ahh crap" thomas: "I told you you dropped it but you ignored me" me: "haha, whatever, you're bullshitting me"
thomas: "no really, you dropped your pencil and I told you, but you ignored me"
me: "dude, I know you're lying, why do you keep trying?" (I was on my last inch of hope he really was lying)
thomas: "but you really did drop it"
me: "ahhh crap...."

That was a good pencil.... I miss it, So I wrote this poem for it:

On a distant land called Werribee
In a zoo, where the animals are free
To roam as it is open range
There is one thing that is strange

A pencil lies on the ground over there
Not shit, not piss, but a pencil, that's rare!
This pencil belong to none other than
Me, a pencilless lonely man

I miss my pencil, over there in the zoo
Right now, it could be lying in a pile of poo
Or maybe monkeys are using it to
Scratch their head, which I know monkey's do

Oh well, I shall never ever know
What happened to my pencil though,
I know in my heart that, that pencil will be
The only pencil, ever, EVER for me

I miss it ='[

I typed that whole poem on the spot, improvisation. I haven't done that in a while. My friend said I should take up rap. But as if I can rap, I'm crap at that. <--- LOL, xD

But seriously, I haven't got a rapper's instinct, like the on the spot PERFORMING. Rhymes, meh, no problem. But performing, noooo.......

So that's MY day
Lost pencils, bison's peeing, zebra's hanging out their penis, rhino's shitting, and lions getting it on ;D

I like the zoo =]