Baby Jokes 3

How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor too



What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades



What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby 6 weeks later



What's blue, shiny and thrashes about the living room floor?
A baby in a plastic bag



What's purple and squeals?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt



What gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler