Baby Jokes 5

What do you call a baby with a shovel in its head?
Doug



What do you call a baby without a shovel in its head?
Dougless



What do you call a baby with no arms and legs on your front porch?
Matt



What do you call a baby with no arms and legs nailed to your wall?
Art



What do you call a baby with no arms and legs in your backyard swimming pool?
Bob



What do you call a baby with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked