Oh while I'm here, I thought "I'll finalise with a third story". So here I am, with my third story.
Dedicated to: Joel Wu
This happened to my last Saturday, about 9 days ago.
I was loving How I Met Your Mother and decided to watch it in bed.
So I'm watching how I met your mother on my laptop on my blanket on my lap in bed and enjoying it, as it is How I Met Your Mother.
I wake up at 3am feeing a burning sensation on my arm, I'm disorientated and then I remembered "OHH I was watching HIMYM and now I'm waking up." After realising the situation I was in, I decided to check out why my arm felt hot.
The underside of my left arm facing the laptop was directly next to the heat vent, and my arm was bubbling. You know, like when you grill cheese in the oven and it doesn't BOIL but it sorta bubbles like the bubbles go up and down. Yeah, that was my arm. But not as extreme.
Too tired to care, I simply closed my laptop, placed it next to my bed, turned off my lamp and went back to sleep, without hesitation. I didn't feel the pain as I was asleep. Try it yourself, hold your arm directly next to and completely covering the venting system on your laptop. See how long you last. Now hold it there for 3 hours.
In the morning, my arm was in pain and I was like "What the hell?!" Then I remembered. Ah yes, WHOAAA It was a bubble. On my arm ~ a blister.
Next to it were parallel red lines, from the vent on my laptop. So there you have it, a pustulent bubble on my arm.
Oh, and for the record. The contents of the blister were salty with a tangy edge. Yeahhh, damn right I tasted it.
So Joel, HIMYM does have a downside. ;D
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Monday, September 27, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Maggot Surprise.
With feedback such as "That is SO gross" and "As if, that's so nasty!!" and my favourite from Jonathan Choong - "That is fucking DISGUSTING!", You have no idea how 'fucking disgusting' my past has been, here's my second story, also true - Maggot Surprise
Dedicated to: Jonathan Choong
I don't remember when this but I was quite young. Like year 6 primary or something?
It was a while ago.
So those of you in Waverley Christian College, my school, imagine the year 12 common area, in front of that, there are some bubblers, drinking taps. As a thirsty year 6 on a hot lunchtime, I spotted the water fountains and went over to drink. I was thisty so I drank a lot, holding my breath. When I finished, I took a deep breath and unfortunately and coincedentally, a large fly was flying past my face and in one breath, I swallowed it whole.
After choking and realising it's down in my belly, I gave up on it and ignored it.
Half a week later, I had stomach pains. By this point, the fly incident was forgotten and I thought it was just slight food poisoning or something else that's insignificant.
That night, I woke up at 4am, with a stomach ache, needing to shit real bad. So I went to the crapper and crapped. At the end of it, I looked down to see if there was anything noticeable in my faeces, that might have caused it.
The horrific imagery I saw, I can still remember PERFECTLY today. About 80% of my shit was covered in white squirming maggots. You could barely see the brown of my shit. It was just COVERED in maggots and I assumed the maggots were within the buttlog too, not just around it.
As a year 6, no, as a human, this terrified me. I panicked. It was 4am. I was speechless. I calmed myself down, deciding to keep this a secret. I mean, it's JUST maggots right? Stupid me...should've gotten a doctor. But I didn't. I was too embarrased about having a bunch of maggots inside me.
THEN, it clicked. The fly 4 days ago. Ahhhh shit. It must've been pregnant or full of maggots or some crap. Now my intestines are full of baby flies.
The next time I shat, I took a look down, it was only about 30% covered this time, how lucky. I mean, that's pretty bad inside, but for a one shit difference, 80% to 30% isn't so bad. I like to be optimistic about things...should only be a few more days before it goes away if it goes away this rapidly, right?
Wrong. But it DID go away. The rate the maggots left, slowed down. It took about 3 weeks before there was no more maggots, so kinda like a y=(1/x) graph. I still checked, JUST to make sure, you know....because it was kind of on my mind, during this month. I mean, how often do maggots cover your shit?
Since then, the maggots have never returned. I can't imagine what would have happened had they bitten through my intestinal wall or if they ate through my flesh. I'm just glad they feasted upon my body waste, not my body vitals.
Thank God,
Until story #3,
Good day.
Dedicated to: Jonathan Choong
I don't remember when this but I was quite young. Like year 6 primary or something?
It was a while ago.
So those of you in Waverley Christian College, my school, imagine the year 12 common area, in front of that, there are some bubblers, drinking taps. As a thirsty year 6 on a hot lunchtime, I spotted the water fountains and went over to drink. I was thisty so I drank a lot, holding my breath. When I finished, I took a deep breath and unfortunately and coincedentally, a large fly was flying past my face and in one breath, I swallowed it whole.
After choking and realising it's down in my belly, I gave up on it and ignored it.
Half a week later, I had stomach pains. By this point, the fly incident was forgotten and I thought it was just slight food poisoning or something else that's insignificant.
That night, I woke up at 4am, with a stomach ache, needing to shit real bad. So I went to the crapper and crapped. At the end of it, I looked down to see if there was anything noticeable in my faeces, that might have caused it.
The horrific imagery I saw, I can still remember PERFECTLY today. About 80% of my shit was covered in white squirming maggots. You could barely see the brown of my shit. It was just COVERED in maggots and I assumed the maggots were within the buttlog too, not just around it.
As a year 6, no, as a human, this terrified me. I panicked. It was 4am. I was speechless. I calmed myself down, deciding to keep this a secret. I mean, it's JUST maggots right? Stupid me...should've gotten a doctor. But I didn't. I was too embarrased about having a bunch of maggots inside me.
THEN, it clicked. The fly 4 days ago. Ahhhh shit. It must've been pregnant or full of maggots or some crap. Now my intestines are full of baby flies.
The next time I shat, I took a look down, it was only about 30% covered this time, how lucky. I mean, that's pretty bad inside, but for a one shit difference, 80% to 30% isn't so bad. I like to be optimistic about things...should only be a few more days before it goes away if it goes away this rapidly, right?
Wrong. But it DID go away. The rate the maggots left, slowed down. It took about 3 weeks before there was no more maggots, so kinda like a y=(1/x) graph. I still checked, JUST to make sure, you know....because it was kind of on my mind, during this month. I mean, how often do maggots cover your shit?
Since then, the maggots have never returned. I can't imagine what would have happened had they bitten through my intestinal wall or if they ate through my flesh. I'm just glad they feasted upon my body waste, not my body vitals.
Thank God,
Until story #3,
Good day.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Posts per month.
April (37) (started on the 4th so not as many)
May (65) (All those Wing Chun updates, Baby Jokes, etc bumping up my post count)
June (43) (possible average?)
July (43) (probable average)
August (1) (so far)
And so my goal for this month is 50 posts but I want to try to get at least 43. Speaking of the number 43, I was in the year 12 common room just today getting my Psychology unit 3 exam result back. I got what I expected - B+.
=)
Congratulations to Song Jing Khor on his (or your, if you're reading this, Song) A+
Tomorrow we haz unit 4 SAC. D: I need to study. So I'll make the rest of these posts quick (Just kidding, but I can try). Anyway, I saw Shona Tan, a youth friend in year 12 in the common room and I couldn't help noticing that her locker number was 43. I pointed it out and she said yeah. I said I like 43. She said why? I said 'Well I used to'. Now I have even more reason to - Average blog posts per month.
The original reasons were it (the number - 43) would just pop up everywhere and haunted my thoughts for many years. I would never get past level 43 in almost every MMORPG game I played. I would get to 43 and never get passed it. Now things are different (when I do (rarely) play the occasional (more like rare) MMORPG game)
But the number 43 doesn't haunt me as extremely or often anymore. And it does, it's more like a haze of negative memories. Not so traumatic.
More blogging....
May (65) (All those Wing Chun updates, Baby Jokes, etc bumping up my post count)
June (43) (possible average?)
July (43) (probable average)
August (1) (so far)
And so my goal for this month is 50 posts but I want to try to get at least 43. Speaking of the number 43, I was in the year 12 common room just today getting my Psychology unit 3 exam result back. I got what I expected - B+.
=)
Congratulations to Song Jing Khor on his (or your, if you're reading this, Song) A+
Tomorrow we haz unit 4 SAC. D: I need to study. So I'll make the rest of these posts quick (Just kidding, but I can try). Anyway, I saw Shona Tan, a youth friend in year 12 in the common room and I couldn't help noticing that her locker number was 43. I pointed it out and she said yeah. I said I like 43. She said why? I said 'Well I used to'. Now I have even more reason to - Average blog posts per month.
The original reasons were it (the number - 43) would just pop up everywhere and haunted my thoughts for many years. I would never get past level 43 in almost every MMORPG game I played. I would get to 43 and never get passed it. Now things are different (when I do (rarely) play the occasional (more like rare) MMORPG game)
But the number 43 doesn't haunt me as extremely or often anymore. And it does, it's more like a haze of negative memories. Not so traumatic.
More blogging....
Friday, June 11, 2010
Psychology exam
For a 3/4 exam....relatively easy. Though I've never done a 3/4 exams before..I thought it would have been a bit harder haha xD
Aiming for an A.
Yeah, >80%
I put stage 2 for this question then changed it to stage 3 then left it. I remembered the tip 'If you are unsure of a question and change it, chances are it's what you first put'.
So I changed it back to stage 2.
Then stage 3.
After the exam I asked my friends what they put, most of them put stage 2. I asked the teacher and she said if she did it, she would have put stage 3. WIN!!!!
But it may be stage 2, I guess I'll just wait for the results.
Multiple choice were pretty easy, really.
And yeah....to think I harccore studied 15 hours in a row pulling all-nighter for this exam....it helped me heaps.
...This blog post lacked enthusiasm, mmm.....let's try make the GAT post better.
Aiming for an A.
Yeah, >80%
I put stage 2 for this question then changed it to stage 3 then left it. I remembered the tip 'If you are unsure of a question and change it, chances are it's what you first put'.
So I changed it back to stage 2.
Then stage 3.
After the exam I asked my friends what they put, most of them put stage 2. I asked the teacher and she said if she did it, she would have put stage 3. WIN!!!!
But it may be stage 2, I guess I'll just wait for the results.
Multiple choice were pretty easy, really.
And yeah....to think I harccore studied 15 hours in a row pulling all-nighter for this exam....it helped me heaps.
...This blog post lacked enthusiasm, mmm.....let's try make the GAT post better.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Goodnight
It is 9:33. I have exceeded the 9:00 time limit I gave myself. It is time for me to go to bed. Good night and good luck for the psychology 3 exam tomorrow.
AND
....I have 45 unique views. That's at least 45 readers of my blog. I would guess about 10 are regular/consistent. Well bye.
AND
....I have 45 unique views. That's at least 45 readers of my blog. I would guess about 10 are regular/consistent. Well bye.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Saturday....
Just ate lunch (2 pies) This morning I went to chemistry tuition and Jasmine (the other girl) wasn't there, so we just did like tests and stuff.
We = me and eddy. (tutor)
Came home....played a game with my brother. It's called pass the pigs, really fun game actually. =] Simple but fun.
Then I studied psychology 3/4 by sumarrising like crazy (trying to summarise unit 3 today) and yeah.
Now I'm blogging and taking a break and soon back to Psychology...
It's going to be a lazy Saturday,
Cya.
...
...
...
......OH SHIIIII THE PSYCH EXAM IS ON WEDNESDAY AND I'M NOT EVEN PREPARED!!
We = me and eddy. (tutor)
Came home....played a game with my brother. It's called pass the pigs, really fun game actually. =] Simple but fun.
Then I studied psychology 3/4 by sumarrising like crazy (trying to summarise unit 3 today) and yeah.
Now I'm blogging and taking a break and soon back to Psychology...
It's going to be a lazy Saturday,
Cya.
...
...
...
......OH SHIIIII THE PSYCH EXAM IS ON WEDNESDAY AND I'M NOT EVEN PREPARED!!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Goodnight
It is 3:37am. I have been brooding over several matters over the last couple of hours. Feeling quite depressed. Very. Yeah....thinking about heaps of random things. Feeling shitty, I know, I'm using the word shitty.
Odd, I never use this kind of language but that describes it best. Actually it doesn't but if I DID use words that are better at describing I would sound like an emo. And a certain somebody doesn't want that so yeah. I'll stick with 'shitty'.
I cbf....I'm going,
Goodnight.
Odd, I never use this kind of language but that describes it best. Actually it doesn't but if I DID use words that are better at describing I would sound like an emo. And a certain somebody doesn't want that so yeah. I'll stick with 'shitty'.
I cbf....I'm going,
Goodnight.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
MUSIC
I am refering to my music class at school today from 1:55-3:35, in M5 (music building room five) and the events that happened during that class. (double) (period 5 and 6).
SOOO... Johnson was late as per usual but that's ok. Anyway, he brought with him this whole thingy of coffee and drank it all and so he was super high the whole double xD
We played this game and the spots were as follows:
1st-Shirin-150 points or something, it was 100+ anyway
2nd-Hans Zhang-86 points I think?
3rd-John Wan-81 points (he scored 3 points for 95 minutes and in the last 5 minutes he got this bonus and got 78 points -_-)
4th-Jonathan (MEEE)-78 points
5th-Jazer -<78 points, I can't remember
6th-Jeremiah I think
7th-Isaac Young
but jeremiah and Isaac might be swapped....no, it was like that.
Shirin got a packet of unopened jellybeans and Hans got a book of Torres Straight islander songs. LOL xD
I love that class, perfect way to end the day. (school-wise)
Looking forward to the next music class, johnson is awesome.
SOOO... Johnson was late as per usual but that's ok. Anyway, he brought with him this whole thingy of coffee and drank it all and so he was super high the whole double xD
We played this game and the spots were as follows:
1st-Shirin-150 points or something, it was 100+ anyway
2nd-Hans Zhang-86 points I think?
3rd-John Wan-81 points (he scored 3 points for 95 minutes and in the last 5 minutes he got this bonus and got 78 points -_-)
4th-Jonathan (MEEE)-78 points
5th-Jazer -<78 points, I can't remember
6th-Jeremiah I think
7th-Isaac Young
but jeremiah and Isaac might be swapped....no, it was like that.
Shirin got a packet of unopened jellybeans and Hans got a book of Torres Straight islander songs. LOL xD
I love that class, perfect way to end the day. (school-wise)
Looking forward to the next music class, johnson is awesome.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Baby Jokes 3
How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor too
What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby 6 weeks later
What's blue, shiny and thrashes about the living room floor?
A baby in a plastic bag
What's purple and squeals?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt
What gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler
Nail its other hand to the floor too
What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby 6 weeks later
What's blue, shiny and thrashes about the living room floor?
A baby in a plastic bag
What's purple and squeals?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt
What gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler
Sleepwalking
Last night I was doing methods homework downstairs (my bedroom is upstairs) and then the next thing I remember is waking up, I was like WHAT THE HELL. I NEVER WENT TO BED?!?! HOW THE HECK AM I HERE?!?!
I went downstairs and my methods books and pencil case (and diary and calculator) were all in my schoolbag.
My mum said that she woke up at 4am and all the lights upstairs and downstairs were turned on. Weird... I don't remember doing that, seems illogical. Then again, I do psychology 3/4 so following that I must've fallen asleep while methoding, hit stage 1 sleep, then stage 2, 3 and then stage 4. Then sleepwalked my books into my bag, sleepwalked the lights on and sleepwalked to put myself into bed.
I SLEEPWALKED!
HIGHFIVE!
maybe next time I'll catchup all my methods so I don't have to do it the next day ;D
time for more sleepwalking...=D
Goodnight ;D
I went downstairs and my methods books and pencil case (and diary and calculator) were all in my schoolbag.
My mum said that she woke up at 4am and all the lights upstairs and downstairs were turned on. Weird... I don't remember doing that, seems illogical. Then again, I do psychology 3/4 so following that I must've fallen asleep while methoding, hit stage 1 sleep, then stage 2, 3 and then stage 4. Then sleepwalked my books into my bag, sleepwalked the lights on and sleepwalked to put myself into bed.
I SLEEPWALKED!
HIGHFIVE!
maybe next time I'll catchup all my methods so I don't have to do it the next day ;D
time for more sleepwalking...=D
Goodnight ;D
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Wing Chun update 3
So I realised that the 8 foot (exactly) pole I have in my room that I use to turn the light off when I forget and I'm already in bed and saves me getting into that sleepy mood (it's an awesome pole that I keep next to my bed) is not JUST that but it can be the long pole I've been looking for, for Wing Chun
Wing Chun: 6 forms, one is the 'long pole' which is 8-11 foot long pole (although some can be 6-7 feet) and my pole is 8 feet long EXACTLY. xD WOOOH! and its adequate, for now.
Also, I'm probz gonna drop some tuition and take up Wing Chun classes. =D I found a good place and getting quotes, hehehee ^_^
I love my long pole. Also, wooden dummy, probz not for now, lol.
Other than that, worked out a couple of Wing Chun sequences, as usual. And I'm trying to stretch my legs and make them more flexible and more accurate, so my kicking is better.
Yah,
Bye.
Wing Chun: 6 forms, one is the 'long pole' which is 8-11 foot long pole (although some can be 6-7 feet) and my pole is 8 feet long EXACTLY. xD WOOOH! and its adequate, for now.
Also, I'm probz gonna drop some tuition and take up Wing Chun classes. =D I found a good place and getting quotes, hehehee ^_^
I love my long pole. Also, wooden dummy, probz not for now, lol.
Other than that, worked out a couple of Wing Chun sequences, as usual. And I'm trying to stretch my legs and make them more flexible and more accurate, so my kicking is better.
Yah,
Bye.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Fishing
So today (5/3) (yes I am writing this late (12:18AM) past midnight) but it still was 'today'. Speaking of that, think about it, is 'tomorrow' past midnight or when you wake up 'the next day'?
If you go to sleep before midnight and wake up in the morning, it makes no difference and such philosophical questions need not be discussed (but it's philosophy, so no question really 'needs' to be discussed but it's fun and helpful =D) I, personally, see it as the next day as hours are merely an artificial measurement of time. However, days, are not. I'll probably discuss this in future posts to come but back to the topic at hand, FISHING
So I woke up at 5am and went fishing on a boat with my dad and his friend (family friend). We had several bites each but in total only 2 keepers, both flathead. I don't see the details of fishing that blogworthy so I won't go into that much detail. Afterwards had BBQ and finally come home at 6pm (or somewhat around that time).
Yeah..... I also will be posting up study notes and revision notes for the following subjects:
Subjects I wil largely concentrate on:
-Chemistry units 1&2
-Psychology units 3&4
-Methods units 1&2
Subjects I will moderately to small concentrate on:
-Biology units 1&2
-English units 1&2
-Music (solo performance) units 1&2
Subjects I don't do (anymore or never) so it probably will be crappy, super rare and general, in fact probably just blog material:
-Business management units 1&2
-Psychology units 1&2
-Methods 3&4
So yeah, look out for them and copy them at your will ^_^ enjoy
That should be all for today
Goodnight from [stereotypical gameshow host] THE MIND OF JON!!!
bai!
If you go to sleep before midnight and wake up in the morning, it makes no difference and such philosophical questions need not be discussed (but it's philosophy, so no question really 'needs' to be discussed but it's fun and helpful =D) I, personally, see it as the next day as hours are merely an artificial measurement of time. However, days, are not. I'll probably discuss this in future posts to come but back to the topic at hand, FISHING
So I woke up at 5am and went fishing on a boat with my dad and his friend (family friend). We had several bites each but in total only 2 keepers, both flathead. I don't see the details of fishing that blogworthy so I won't go into that much detail. Afterwards had BBQ and finally come home at 6pm (or somewhat around that time).
Yeah..... I also will be posting up study notes and revision notes for the following subjects:
Subjects I wil largely concentrate on:
-Chemistry units 1&2
-Psychology units 3&4
-Methods units 1&2
Subjects I will moderately to small concentrate on:
-Biology units 1&2
-English units 1&2
-Music (solo performance) units 1&2
Subjects I don't do (anymore or never) so it probably will be crappy, super rare and general, in fact probably just blog material:
-Business management units 1&2
-Psychology units 1&2
-Methods 3&4
So yeah, look out for them and copy them at your will ^_^ enjoy
That should be all for today
Goodnight from [stereotypical gameshow host] THE MIND OF JON!!!
bai!
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