Baby Jokes 6

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is just a fruit.



What's the difference between a pile of one thousand dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.



What's the difference between a baby and cocaine?
One is illegal but fun to do, the other is just a drug.



What's the difference between a baby and gigantic water slides?
Nothing, they're both fun to do when you go down on them with your ass rubbing on them the whole time.

MUSIC

I am refering to my music class at school today from 1:55-3:35, in M5 (music building room five) and the events that happened during that class. (double) (period 5 and 6).

SOOO... Johnson was late as per usual but that's ok. Anyway, he brought with him this whole thingy of coffee and drank it all and so he was super high the whole double xD

We played this game and the spots were as follows:

1st-Shirin-150 points or something, it was 100+ anyway
2nd-Hans Zhang-86 points I think?
3rd-John Wan-81 points (he scored 3 points for 95 minutes and in the last 5 minutes he got this bonus and got 78 points -_-)
4th-Jonathan (MEEE)-78 points
5th-Jazer -<78 points, I can't remember
6th-Jeremiah I think
7th-Isaac Young

but jeremiah and Isaac might be swapped....no, it was like that.

Shirin got a packet of unopened jellybeans and Hans got a book of Torres Straight islander songs. LOL xD

I love that class, perfect way to end the day. (school-wise)

Looking forward to the next music class, johnson is awesome.

Sick

Today, I am sick. I have been sick for a couple of days now. It is either a sharp pain in the stomach, or a spiralling crushing pain in the stomach. It hurts.

So I am at home, sleeping, eating, and hwking. I feel kinda bad as I am missing my class orals. =/

I have 2.5 hours to complete about 6 exercises of maths = about 0.4 hours per exercise = 24minutes...D= crap...

Yeahhhhh.... very busy.

On a side note, I've been considering deactivating facebook. I think it's a good idea but I think so long as I facebook in moderation, I should be fine, just like drinking and raping.

Methods.... I'm currently doing 6C (even though my class is up to 7F today) so I got a lot to catch up on. My deadlines are:

All of 6 by 4pm (tuition)
All of 7 by next monday (but I wanna get 7A-E done asap, after my other important deadlines of course)
and....
I have a chapter 5/6 test tomorrow so yeah...

Off to do maths hwk now, bb