Baby Jokes 6

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is just a fruit.



What's the difference between a pile of one thousand dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.



What's the difference between a baby and cocaine?
One is illegal but fun to do, the other is just a drug.



What's the difference between a baby and gigantic water slides?
Nothing, they're both fun to do when you go down on them with your ass rubbing on them the whole time.