A break in blogging

I'm not quitting.
I'm not stopping.
I'm just pausing for a while.

See, I haven't posted in a while, due to a reason I won't mention hear. Right now, I'm at a friend's house posting.

Not being able to post from my house is inconvenient, and therefore, I'm going to stop for a while.

When I do resume, however, I'll announce it on facebook.

Sorry for the inconvenience. :/

JONATHANC4 AWAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!~~~~~........

Day Five - Six things I wish I'd never done.

Neglect piano during my primary years - If I hadn't, I could have finished grade 8 before VCE and make my life a whole lot easier.

Screw up my friendships - Biggest one of them all, I've done it multiple times, wish I never did. Don't really wanna say much on this but yeah....complete regret.

Dig holes in my arms - Because in job interviews and when meeting new people, it's going to be a hassle having to explain my scars on my right arm.

Play runescape - Oh the hours I wasted....this one isn't something I'm like "MANN HATE THIS SO MUCH, HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?!?!" Runescape had the perfect balance of boring and addictiveness. If a game is too boring, you quit. If a game is too fun/addictive, you play it until it gets boring. Runescape had that balance that made you drone over it for hours and for me - years. Simply put, I could've done more productive things.

Not starting my blog earlier - Blogging is amazing, I wish I'd started it like 3 years ago, or even in primary. :D

Let me goldfish die - They were good goldfish, and fun too.

Day Off

Today is my day off. With my external at David's house getting filled with one piece, I have no one piece...

I stayed up to about 3am last night watching scrubs, slept in till 11am, went out for lunch with my family, practiced piano, facebooked and now blogging.

Soon, gonna print out some more posters for my wall, :D

Today has been a semi-productive day. But the best part is YOUTH TONIGHT. >=D

Can't wait. xP

10 Days.

I don't want to end up like those people who blog heaps then get bored and stop, I want to keep blogging, till the day I die. Well, maybe not, or maybe? :D

Anyway, this is something to counter one piece's influence on my absence on blogging.
Gonna try this ten day thing, at least then I'd have one post per day for the next week and a half.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five plans for the future.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two things that make you smile.
Day Ten: One confession.

....plus, it seems fun. :)

Looking forward to tomorrow. :D

Bloggin'

Back from my church conference, with nobody (well technically people are online but nobody I talk to) online, and having a revelation and brooding over things feeling a little depressed, what better thing to do than get a good night's sleep? I'll tell you. Pull an all-nighter blogging even though you're sick.

Nah, I'm getting better and it won't be an all-nighter but I WILL be blogging a lot tonight.

So without further ado (is it a do or ado? I'm pretty sure its ado. In fact, this is the first time I used that word in my life. I've never used it on physically (paper) or virtually (computer) before. xD) let's get blogging!

Coughing.

Real bad. I can't remember if I've ever had this kind of cough. It feels like chesty cough. Oh, and if you haven't realised yet. It's 10:18am and I'm not at school. Too sick. Well I could go if I wanted to but I'd be coughing like all day and leaving the classroom every 2 minutes or something.

So this is what I've done so far today:
-45 minutes of piano.
-Fixed my long pole. That's right. I fixed it! :D WOOOO! I also duct-taped the two ends so any edges wouldn't cut my brother anymore, you know, since it's getting a little rusty. I don't think I've actually cut my brother with it before (if I have, it would have been accident) but because the edges are edgy, they have scratched him, didn't draw blood though. (accident :D)

Speaking of my brother, tomorrow it is his birthday. And I've got the perfect present. :) I WOULD put it up but some person that might hate me or maybe just for lulz will tell him or sabatage the present. So yeah, I'll tell you once I give it to him.

And another thing. I've just discovered how awesome the 'shuffle' button is when combined with long playlists. :D I know, I'm like what? 20 years in the past? Oh, and on VLC media player, it's called 'random' makes sense, right? I accidentally hit the 'R' key (I found out later) and then my songs went all over the place (the playlist contains my favourite songs of the past couple of years).

So I don't have to listen to the same thing over and over. I know, I'm really behind in technology but yeah. Discovering this kind of stuff makes me happy. :)

Like that time I discovered Skype. FREE skype-to-skype calls. xD

Or that time I discovered USB sticks. Everybody called me a retard but it's so awesome. You can rewrite them like thousands of times.

Then there was that time I discovered the stretchiness of my foreskin. MAN! That was a good day. Had so much fun.

Or that time I discovered that you bleed more when your veins get cut. That wasn't a very great day. It was rather messy. But still something I'm proud of discovering.

Then there was that time I discovered how much fun fire can be. Like it spreads so fast. I burned so many of my things. Just for the fun of it. I thought I might be a pyromaniac but nah. I'm not. I just like fire. A lot.

Or that time I discovered carpet. Like I always walked on it. It was merely there to keep my feet warm or whatever. But then I slept on the ground and it was REALLY good. Very comfortable.

Then when I re-discovered my bed, SOFTER THAN THE GROUND!

Then I discovered USB mouse. You can just PLUG IT IN AND TA-DA! You can even plug TWO IN! WHOAAA.

Or that time I discovered I can change the colour of my piss by controlling how much water I drink. I stopped drinking water for like 1 week and it was freaking dark orange. On top of that, it had 1 inch of sediment at the bottom of the bottle (Yeah, I peed in a bottle). It was pretty disturbing. I had drunk so much it was saturated. O_O. That's weird. Powder coming out my penis....that's for old men having sex. Not for pissing teenagers.

Or that time I discovered the stretchyness of the anal sphincter. Not my anal sphincter, however. That was the day I was goatse'd. Goatse.cx Well at least that WAS the URl adress. It's gone now. Just google, 'Goatse' and knock yourself out. ;D
For those of you (hopefully all of you. I mean none of you. :D) who didn't visit it it's just some (russian?) guy using his hands to hold open his anus. Did you know that a group of people surfed through hundred of gigabytes of gay porn and they eventually found goatse. They found him by matching the mole pattern on his ass with the mole pattern of the pornstar. Goatse started with fingers, buttplugs and now he can fit a freaking bedpost (10cm diameter) up his anus. So hardcore. >_>

How do I know this? I encyclopediadramatica.com 'ed it. It's not that I'm into this kind of stuff. I was just searching up random shock websites to get my friends when I came across this and then as there were no pictures on the webpage (except the occasional one or two on the side depicting it). So I read the story of goatse. Plus I'm me. Cattermole. It should be expected of me to know this kind of stuff.

.....or that time I discovered blogging. Which was April the 4th. My first post. Probably one of the better things I discovered. (Except for stretchy foreskins. As in, if you are a girl and readnig this, let me tell you. They. Can. STREEEEEEETCH.)

And if you're a guy then should know ;D and if you haven't tried, TRY! And if you're circumcised then LOL! Jew. :)

And if you're not Jewish but you are circumcised, you have missed out on one of the greatest pleasures of this world.

I rest my case. Good day to you all. I hope you don't become sick like me. *nods seriously*

Bye.

Sadness overcome.

So the past week (last week) my blog views had a significant drop. What did I do wrong? Nothing, probably. The content is pretty much just as usual....

To add to the depressing mood, Ben, my pet cockroach died. Well I think he's dead. He's been in that tiny plastic bag for about 5 days now. I should check on him. Oh. And my spider died. But it was just a random spider I found which I chucked into the container where my past spiders sit dead at the bottom with their legs withdrawn to their bodies.

But I don't care about the spiders. I don't even name them. I care more about my blog than Ben.

Ben go suck my dick, you cocksuckingroach. See what I did there? I don't hate Ben at all, nor do I want him to suck my dick but I did that just for that reference. It's like cock-sucking and cock-roach. Hur hur hur....This is stupid.

When the ski trip people came back, my views resumed to normal acceleration. :D I guess I know where about 30-60% of my viewers are from now. xD You guys rock.

Point is, I have more views than you, Peter Chan. And a better blog name. And....Yeah. My sadness if overcame by the knowledge knowing my blog did NOT get abandoned. Hooray!

More blogging....

Wez' party.

After church, my mum drove me to Glenny where I bought Wez' present, his favourite drink from happy cup - Yam milk tea with pearls. Then my mum drove me to Wez' house to drop me off. After letting myself in Phil said, 'Knock pleaseeeee!!' and sent me outside again. I walked out, knocked the door. Phil said, 'Hey guys! Cattermole's here' and then opened the door for me. >_< LOOOL!

The party was 12pm-5pm. I came at 12:40pm and left at 5:35pm.

Probably the most anti-social party I have ever been to. (y)

TV one: XBox360 four-way-splitscreen multiplayer deathmatch. Forgot the game though. I didn't really play on this at all. So yeah, no meaningful comments here.

Laptop: Chat Roulette. Most of us crowded around here to watch random 13 year olds slouch on their bed with their headset on looking for girls and skipping past us, a chick who strip-teased for us, masturbating penises, random guys which we motioned for him to masturbating penis motion while chanting over and over: WANK, WANK, WANK, WANK, WANK!! A random vagina in front of the webcam and random girls here and there which we asked them to 'show us their penis' or we decided to be nice and engage in boring smalltalk in which they skipped over us within 3 minutes. Funny stuff. We give them the finger. If they give us the finger. We give them Hoppo's man tits. WIN!!!

TV two: Playstation3 One player Need for Speed (NFS) one/two missions each, then change person. I spent quite some time here watching other play and playing myself. Good game. :)

Desktop computer: Gary's Mod. One person at a time. Quite boring to watch. Probably the most antisocial electronic device there.

Random chips, drinks, lollies, etc were provided with five (or was it six?) pizzas arriving within the first third of the party for us to NOM on.

The worst thing was WezUng kept freaking eating all the damn pizza. >_> What a noob.
That's the lowlight of the party. Highlight would be Chat roulette or walking to the nearby park to set off a sparkler bomb (which I peed out).

I actually didn't pee it out. But everybody was like 4 metres behind me and standing spread out and it wasn't that I didn't want to pee but it just felt awkward with everybody just STARING at me and I just could NOT pee. I mean I wanted to but the urine was just not exiting the tip of my penis. Awkward? Yeah....Hesitant? Yeah.

After it was stomped out, I think it was weeman (might have been Phil) put a piece of dogshit onto the red hot pieces of metal. Once everybody left, I relieved myself (Hey, I needed to go and it was conveniently placed there.) After peeing on it, the cracked dark brown turds turned into soft, moist, light brown lumps of defecation. The smell of urine (but mostly dogshit) filled the nearby atmosphere, accompanied by an exponentially increasing thickness of white smoke.

The cake was nice. It was some chocolate/something else swirl cake. It tasted nice. Really nice. But not orgasmic. No, not orgasmic.

Even though Wez' birthday was 1st of July and his party was 1st of August. Happy birthday, nevertheless.

Congratulations Shana. Your first chat roulette session. 8========>

More blogging....

Dot Dot Dot...Dot....?

The correct use of the 'dot dot dot' IS 'dot dot dot', hence '...' However, on IM's such as Skype, MSN, Facebook Chat. Even blogging and emailing, three periods don't seem to do it for me. For me, I like a good four or five.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel more comfortable with it like that.

Yeah....:D

More blogging....

Brother's blog.

After I told my brother about my blog. And what blogging is, why you do it and what you can do it. He wanted to make a blog. After I made him a blog he seemed to lose interest. After showing him he can change his blogskin and edit his page by even including automatic music, a youtube video or some other HTML/Java script. His interest regarding blogging increased, once again.

W4SD.blogspot.com

Visit it. =D Although his blog may be uninteresting/inactive he will still update it.
Keep in mind my brother is a ten year old who enjoys playing lego and miniclip games.

W4SD.blogspot.com
once again,

Good day.

Random news and announcements.

1) Even though I may post about my day which for example is a Thursday and then it is published on Friday or even Saturday doesn't change anything. It's just me disconnecting or not finishing a post. That's all. Sorry about the lateness but yeah. I'll try avoid but it will definitely happen time and time again. As for clauses. I'll probably just refer to it as if I'm posting/writing it that day or something.

2) Peter Chan claims his blog is more active than mine. "Your blog used to have a few posts per day, now it's a few days per post." No. Mine is more active. And is better. And you will realise I am better. And you will get pregnant. And die.

3) I'm going to write more often. (refer to '2')

Lazy

I'm lazy, hence the absence of posts recently. Of course there are other reasons. I mean I just went on my year 11 camp, surely THAT should bring about at least 1 significantly sized post. It will. It's so big (that's what she said) that it's taken me a while. 2-3 days at max I thought but due to my laziness and the overwhelming quantity to type regarding my camp, it just discouraged me and I have been neglecting that one post-draft. I will try to finish it by Friday. Until then, I shall keep posting. Sorry and goodnight.

Super Simplistic Sunday

Woke up...
Decided not to go to church because...to troublesome the transport and my mum would be late for her service, she went to this other church in the city today.

My day was made up of:
-Playing piano
-Vacuuming
-Mapling
-Eating
-Studying chemistry
-Playing with my brother outside
-Eating
-Re-watching (Yeah, I finished) the inbetweeners
-Shitting
-Eating

Now I'm blogging while MSNing to random people.

I'm too depressed to go into alot of detail...sorry guys.
Actually stuff it, I'm going to divulge into my day:

My mum wanted to go to either the 9:00 or 11:00 (am) sunday service in this random church in the city. She was gonna drop me and my brother as my dad is in new zealand and my sister is sick but then she would be late to go to the city. I felt really tired and transportation would be a bother so I just stayed home.

I ate 4 packets of continental soup. 2xItalian minstrome (I think that's how you spell it) and 2xSeafood Bisque.

Then I ate 8 pieces of toast, 4 with Jam, 4 with nutella.

I put alot. I was being a fatass.

Mapling....just me and my brother taking turns so it's constant training.

Now my mum is in the other room with about 8 of her girlfriends as one of them is moving to queensland. They're conversing while eating from a steamboat. Two actually.

Mmm.... the food was nice.

Okay, that's all, I think I'm not in a bloggy mood.

Goodnight.

I'm back.

Exams are over. (hardcore) Studying has stopped. And now I'm back to my blog. =]
Apologies regarding neglection, but hey. EXAMS! xD

Saturday....

Just ate lunch (2 pies) This morning I went to chemistry tuition and Jasmine (the other girl) wasn't there, so we just did like tests and stuff.

We = me and eddy. (tutor)

Came home....played a game with my brother. It's called pass the pigs, really fun game actually. =] Simple but fun.

Then I studied psychology 3/4 by sumarrising like crazy (trying to summarise unit 3 today) and yeah.

Now I'm blogging and taking a break and soon back to Psychology...

It's going to be a lazy Saturday,
Cya.

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......OH SHIIIII THE PSYCH EXAM IS ON WEDNESDAY AND I'M NOT EVEN PREPARED!!

Incorrect blog times

Whatever time it says next to my blog that I posted it, add 17 hours and that is the actual time. For some reason, it's stuffed up. I don't know how to fix it. So yeah, jus telling you I do NOT blog at 3/4/5am. Well not usually =]

Methods study

Yeah, I'm just MSNing and BLOGging when I should be studying methods. Since I have so much to study. SOOO much. So I'm off. Goodbye to you all and goodluck with your methods exams tomorrow ;D

Bye.

ps: If you're reading this, thank you and you're awesome but you really should be studying methods....just kidding, keep reading you slacker!

Perfect

Sitting at home, on my laptop, blogging while talking to 1 or 2 people on msn.
The world is quiet, my mum is out of the house so she isn't nagging me. My siblings are in the other room. The universe (regarding me) could not be more perfect right now.

Typical tuesday.....not so typical

I could go on about my day at school, etc and blabber on but I CeeBS so I'll just dot point it:

-English inclass essay sac went okay
-Chemistry oral presentation went GOOD GOOD. I think I spoke too fast and MAY have offended miss reed, oh well

So yeah, now to the main point:

So I'm sitting on the John doing my weekly business and this creature I don't know if it's that silverbeat or whatever or that earwig but its slightly smaller than a USB drive and it falls from the ceiling, bounces off my leg and starts crawling inside my pants. So I finished up my crapping and picked it up and flushed it down the toilet, *hur*hur*hur*
Edit: It's silverfish, thanks Joel Wu

Ughhh yeah, that's about it. And now....FOR MORE BABY JOKES! nah jk, well maybe, I have them but I don't want to use them all post after post... because then...yeah. Not EVERYBODY will see my baby jokes. And baby jokes are for the win. (FTW)

so yeah, probz not tonight, maybe friday or maybe tomorrow or somecrap like that...
SHEEYAH

I love blogging

Because I really do, I just love getting onto blogspot and type-type-TYPING AWAYYY something. It could be random, awesome, creepy, seductive, menstrual, boring, crappy, funny or just plain average but I love blogging. I also love waffles. Actually I don't but I like the word waffles. I don't HATE waffles but I don't love them either. =/ hmm... Blogging is awesome, yeah... I love my blog....

BLOGGING FTW!