Day Ten - One confession

I sleep naked.

Day Seven - Four turn offs

1. Dobber-ins. Tattlers? What do you call them....those people who turn you in, yeah...don't like that.

2. Smoking - Yeah, no.

3. Silent treatment - Hate this. Makes me feel soo bad yet I don't know what I did wrong. I guess that's the point of it, oh well. Okay, half of the time I do know what I did wrong but meh. xD (n) Turnoff.

4. Excessive makeup - If it's obvious or makes you look super fake, it's not good. >_> (<--LOL nipples) But yeah, I prefer no makeup or little makeup.

Day Five - Six things I wish I'd never done.

Neglect piano during my primary years - If I hadn't, I could have finished grade 8 before VCE and make my life a whole lot easier.

Screw up my friendships - Biggest one of them all, I've done it multiple times, wish I never did. Don't really wanna say much on this but yeah....complete regret.

Dig holes in my arms - Because in job interviews and when meeting new people, it's going to be a hassle having to explain my scars on my right arm.

Play runescape - Oh the hours I wasted....this one isn't something I'm like "MANN HATE THIS SO MUCH, HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?!?!" Runescape had the perfect balance of boring and addictiveness. If a game is too boring, you quit. If a game is too fun/addictive, you play it until it gets boring. Runescape had that balance that made you drone over it for hours and for me - years. Simply put, I could've done more productive things.

Not starting my blog earlier - Blogging is amazing, I wish I'd started it like 3 years ago, or even in primary. :D

Let me goldfish die - They were good goldfish, and fun too.

Day Three - Seven things that cross my mind a lot

Close friends - I mean, all my friends cross my mind, but in terms of a LOT....close friends.

My health - Weight...fitness...heartburn. It crosses my mind OFTEN but it doesn't spend much time on my mind. Nor do I care particular much for this. But it crosses often.

Sex - I'm a 16 year old male in today's generation, what do you expect? Plus it's me...Jonathan Cattermole

Biomedicine, biochemistry and biomolecules - I have a passion for this, hence, my preferred university course.

Music - That I want to be able to play, or write. I should let it cross my hands more than my mind...

Martial arts - Probably one of the bigger ones. I want to master, well not master, but be adequate at the five animal styles. For those of you reading this and think it's the five from Kung Fu Panda....you're close, not quite: Tiger, Mantis, Snake, Crane, Dragon. Not monkey, dragon. Wushu FTW!!

Fantasy/Fiction games/animes/stories. Ones I want to make, or write or play or watch. Like One Piece...or the story I'm working on right now...or some RPG game I will never make but jot down ideas for.

Day Three - Eight ways to win my heart

The following eight dot points are under the assumption it is in a romantic manner:

1) Talk to me - The more you talk, the closer you are? Well the closer you are in that direction, if that's what you're aiming for, anyway.

2) Spend time with me - Same principal but much greater. Even if you don't talk, so long as you spend time, you're gonna get results.

3) Be a female - It's surprising how many people get this one wrong. I'm not going to fall in love with you, unless you're a female. That means you have a vagina, without the use of surgery. I do NOT want some transvestite, I'd rather fall in love with a guy, than a tranny.

4) Do any activity on a regular basis - Whether it be studying, jogging, oral sex or just plain hanging out, if it's on a daily, weekly, or even monthly basis, it's good. (y) Even better if it's productive unless the product are babies. Yeah, I don't want babies during VCE.

5) Trust me, or even better, have me trust you. - Because....I don't trust anybody so if you manage that, you pretty much got me.

6) No lying, cheating, gossipping, backstabbing or any of that stuff. Even though I do lie, I don't lie to my 'significant other'. Loyalty, honesty, that kind of stuff is what I'm looking for. (y) Because then I can really connect with that someone.

7) Flexibility - I don't mean physically (although that DOES open the door to a whole new realm of sexual position) I mean routinely. So I can 'pop in' to visit or randomly decide to meet up. That kind of thing.

8) A repeat, spend time with me, physically, virtually, reguarly, it doesn't matter what. Just talk to me and spend time with me. Then from there you can figure out what to do next because....

Athletics Day

I'm not doing anything.
I'm not going.
I'm going to Joel Wu's house.
I'm going to study chemistry, psychology and methods with him.
I'm going to pay for the chips.
I'm going to not be in the hot sun.
I'm going to get something done.
I'm going to publish this post.

Day One - Ten things I want to say to ten different people

"I love going shopping with you! You're always there through tears and giggles. I'm so glad I met you! I can't wait to see you again! xoxo I LOVE YOUUUU xoxo"

No. That's boring.

Joel - Yo whaddup. I'll pay for the chips next time....can't be tomorrow because of atheletics day. Can't be Thursday because of piano lesson...Can't be Friday because of my youth. Or maybe Friday will be okay. Well it's either Friday or early next week. You're probably my best friend, Mmmmm, yeah. Oh that reminds me, I need to practice with you some time. I'll treat you to chips, we walk to your house and then practice. Then we can study chemistry or biology or some shit, because psychology is boring and methods is just....solo.

Jazer - You are pro. Piano, freerunning, parkour, I don't know what, but....you're pro. REALLY pro. And you're a ladies man. ;D And because of me...you're a little dirty-minded now.

Audrey - Never thought one of the people I'm most perverted with will be a girl. Well I did, but not so soon! =D You're awesome 'n' I can talk to you about anything, A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G! Bahahaha. Talk to you later on msn. :)

Ji Hyung - Suppppp Korean. Even though you ditched me in English for General Maths Advanced, I can't stay mad at you....because I injured your back the other day. Yeah, sorry about that again. Your food taste awesome! It's fun swapping foods with you. Because your Korean food never gets old. And hearing you speak in Korean, pray in Korean, even SWEAR in Korean, man! Sounds so awesome, I can't wait to hear you orgasm in Korean!! Just kidding.

Jon Tan - You left General Maths Advanced to be with me in English. :D We share the same name, taste in music, suburb in Australia, suburb in Singapore, and some interests. It's fun talking to you about stuff and walking home with you, and hanging out at the park nearby. You are my english buddy, my walking home buddy, my park buddy, my Skype buddy (talk to him the most nowadays on skype), my BREAD buddy! xD Bread taste nice. It tastes better when it's fresh. It tastes even better when it's free. It tastes even better when it's actually meant for homeless bums, but we take it anyway. But even that doesn't taste as good as eating it with somebody else. (Poor homeless people, we're eating your charity bread.)

Wez - Even though you spend so much time with Shana, it's alright, so long as you don't ditch parkour. :D Because if you do, I'll rape you. And then kill you. And then rape you again. And then eat you. And don't think your ribs won't be used as analling devices, they very much will be! Apart from that, you're a good parkour instructor, and friend. :) But if you ditch parkour, I really will rape you.

Ian - Favourite cousin! :D Can't wait till I can see you again at the end of this year. So lucky; the day I arrive at singapore, is the day you finish Army. You taught me Chinese Chess, and you're over 1.9m tall. When I see you again, I shall punch your big muscals and then we can eat at the hawker centre, while playing chinese chess.

Justine - I will never forget the day I met you. You're so awesome. I'm comfortable when I'm around you and can just be ME. You're also the only girl that's seen me fully naked, within the past year. ;D You're awesome.

Daniel - Supppp brother. You're blog is funny, despite having only one good post. But that's okay, because you're awesome in real life. I love how witty you are! Seriously, you are gonna be frickin' awesome by the time you hit high school. And I love spending time with you, you are the most awesome sibling I have ever had.

Angela - Sup Beetroot. Even though you're not as awesome as Daniel (you know he's more awesome than you), I want you to know that I was joking when I said I peed on your towel. So beetroot, I know you may not like that nickname but don't worry....it's just a nickname. I love that no matter how much crap you take from me, you don't get angry. Well not permanently angry. I shall get you GIGABYTES upon GIGABYTES of anime for your birthday. By the way, when IS your birthday?

10 Days.

I don't want to end up like those people who blog heaps then get bored and stop, I want to keep blogging, till the day I die. Well, maybe not, or maybe? :D

Anyway, this is something to counter one piece's influence on my absence on blogging.
Gonna try this ten day thing, at least then I'd have one post per day for the next week and a half.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five plans for the future.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two things that make you smile.
Day Ten: One confession.

....plus, it seems fun. :)

Looking forward to tomorrow. :D

First day back - Term three.

The holidays have been relaxed. In fact, why don't we (rather I) refresh myself on what I did and the products of my holidays. I:
-Tried out half of the Skype games.
-Shat.
-Improved my maximum duration regarding various stances such as horse stance. :D
-Levelled about fifteen times in maplestory.
-Improved significantly on my sleep but that doesn't really count as it's holidays.
-Vacuumed, rearranged and tidied my room.
-Bled.
-Broke my long pole. *sniff*
-Just realised that what I just wrote could be taken sexually. ;D
-Practiced a TON of scales (piano).

So in all, not much. In fact, I'm rather dissappointed in myself :/
Oh well. So I was getting a little bored. So I'm sorta' glad school is resuming. And glad for the two extra days. (Our school has Monday and Tuesday off).

I woke up with a contradictory feeling. It wasn't, "hooray, no more boredom" it was more like "ahhhh shit. School again -.-"
Then I remembered it was a Wednesday and we have periods 5 and 6 (two last periods) free. And I was like HOORAY! :D

And I loved the day once more. I thought it was week one of our two week cycle so I brought my music, english and methods stuff. And left my three sciences (bio, chem, psych) at home. But when I got to school, ALAS! (<-- Always wanted to use that correctly). It was week two of the cycle. So I had music, bio and psych.

Music we had a substitute. It's funny because whenever I hear the word 'substitute' I think of prostitute. And then I'm like NO! Substitute you fag. And then keep going. But it always make my mind hesitate for a second or two when I hear that.

So anyway all we did was discuss Mychonny, go on facebook and play random guitar chords. A good lesson. (Y).

Psychology.....we're back in O104 and umm....yeah. We learned about a few kinds of rehearsal and frequency and how the effect your short-term-memory. The more you rehearse something it should stay in your head. But for the 0-1-2-3-4-5 word-difference exercise. I only got the 0, 1, 2, 3 words. xD I guess I'm different. But then again, Matthew Julius mentioned some novelty factor thing. This paragraph will only make sense to Psychology/WCC people by the way. xP

Biology: We started cells and microscopes. Definitely more interesting than all of unit two combined. :D Just looking at cells under the microscope and sketching them.
OH! And we learned how to correclty use a microscope but I (and I'm pretty sure 80-100% of the rest of the class already knew how to).

Biblical studies: We learned about non-bible things. This semester we're focusing on other reigions/faiths and what makes them so attractive. Today we did Muslims (LOL! I shouldn't laugh....) Was quite interesting. And of course, the religion was attractive in it's own ways. But Christianity...still seems more attractive to me. At least for now. >=D

Afterwards I couldn't be stuffed waiting around so I walked home with Jon Tan. It was raining for half the trip. The second half. So most of the drenching I endured I was alone. But that's okay. Being alone in the cold and wet is sort of nice in a way. But yeah. ^_^ Gonna start walking to and back from school starting from.....next week. Or tomorrow. Depends how I feel.

That's pretty much it for now. I'm off to do chemistry soon. :)

In all, today was a warm welcome to the second semester. (Irony implied).

G'night all.

Timezone is Fixed

I fixed the timezone everyone! Now the timezone for my blogs is CORRECT afterall.
And not only will it change future post timestamps, it changed the PAST ones too. =D

I am happy. My day has been made. Still not as good as that lovely shit I took earlier on. But yeah,

BYE =D

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

happy mother's day, mum =]

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

May the 1st is today...
Yes it is...
*PINCH*
....
*PUNCH*
....
If you (my blog reader) is so awesome that you will read this in the next 45 minutes before midnight. AND if you coincedentally have someone in your household that is sleeping, then pinch them and punch them in their sleep before midnight!

Have fun,
Goodnight.

Parent Teacher Interviews and other stuff...

Today (22/04) is parent/teacher interviews. My mum is seeing my teachers today at 3:30-4:30 approx and riugt now it is 9am, she will probably drag me along (scary) and the teachers will kick my ass verbally and metaphorically by saying what a crappy student I am (they're mostly right).
So let's think this through:
Methods: maybe a few papers not brought back, but generally adequate-good-ish test scores and Marks doesn't bother with homework so that should be fine
English: (yes my mum sees ALL my teachers, well the 'necessary' ones according to her (academic) LOL, she's asian): so anyway english... should be fine, with the writing in context SAC's.
Psychology: AHHH HAIRRRRRRLLLL NO! Cuddon will abuse me to the point where my metaphorical ass has been raped to 60cm diameter D: METAPHORICAL. during the interview. ><
My SAC's were adequate/average-ish so that should be fine.
Biology: Hmm... delorenzo, some B+, B, C+ and C tests.... but :S nothing that bad i guess.... yeah, I'll just sit through that normal
Chemistry: Hmm... similiar to bio but better results and OH CRAP BOTH BIO AND CHEM I DIDNT HAND IN ONE OR TWO SACS. BLEGH! Nash got me covered for those, im fine. [bastard grin]

Also, today is the day Ada asked me to visit her in Balwyn if possible or if I want, I will most probably (definitely) cannot, becuase I dont know how to get there, not much time and my day is pretty packed the way it is already. I'm sorry Ada, another day.

Today is also the da JonTay invited me to the city I think? with him? AHAHAHAHAHA, no -.-

And then there's wez, ben, jack, matt ong and whoever else is going to ice skating which I am not going to because my piano lesson is from 9:30-10:30 and meet at glen station at 10:30, bit hard, eh?

Also my day is pretty busy with other stuff so yah, 3xturned down D: sorry guys... except for jontay, wth were u thinking of even doing in the city? it will be like awkwardish and boringish, HAH!

SO yeah, piano... starting in 20 minutes.... glehh (like blegh but variant, self explanatory work it out, say it out loud then think of a scenario in which you would say that) No piano for like 1 month and so she is expecting alot from me, i practiced one song alot, so she will (y) that and the rest JONATHAN YOU LAZY PRICK YOU DIDNT PRACTICE! (exxageration)

So yah, I practiced 30min before and will practice soon then later during the day.

Today is also the day my grandparents on my dad's (white/NZ) side come to Melbourne, So my dad is out picking them from airport at the moment and my mum is seeing my sister's teachers (my sis is a 'hardworker' and so she gets good reports, not hard seeing she is year 7-8 (eight this year))

but meh, so umm yeah, my G'parents get my room and I move into my brother's room but since my room is already tidy and vacummed and i got a freakingly awesome double bed open up couch, they sleep on that, i move matrress to bro's room, crash there and ta-da! x] problems solved.

This may mean less blogging but more interesting... actually just more interesting, I'll blog even more, if anything, since I'm starting to like blogging past the first-time-obsessive stage.

HEY LOOK! the painter's van is here, hence, the painter has arrived. and who IS the painter, you may (i know u wont but for the sake of the blog) its Rowena Botrous' Dad, I can see him carrying his ladder right now.

Hmm.... but today I have to complete my large quantity of psychology revision notes/study notes and I can't be stuffed as they are scattered and lost and I have to redo them for Cuddon and BLEGH! just simply cbf, but I have to, so that sums up my day.

If anyone has typed up revision/study notes for Psychology unit 3, GIVE ME THEM!!! I NEEEEED THEM!

I feel strangely happy and content at the moment, no, it should not be strange.

Here's a random/some random thought/thoughts that went through my head yesterday

...
16/4 Friday = normal = school
17/4 Saturday = weekend = no school
18/4 Sunday = weekend = no school
19/4 Monday = normal = school
20/4 Tuesday = excursion = no school (well day school, in a way)
21/4 Wednesday = half day = Partial school
22/4 Thursday = P/T interviews = no school
23/4 Friday = normal = school
24/4 Saturday = weekend = no school
25/4 Sunday = weekend = no school
26/4 Monday = ANZAC = no school
27/4 Tuesday = normal = school
...

SO if I skipped friday I would get a 5 day weekend. And by skipping 1 or 2 more days I pretty much get a 9 day weekend with the excursion of my Psychology 3/4 excursion SAC and half a day of school or something like that, nice, eh?

I love Ada
I miss become a fan
I love blogging
I miss Ada

Yeah... become a fan is gone now, facebook sucks. And Ada is at school, feels weird since she is usually on msn same time i'm on :S When she is not online, it doesnt feel right, it feels like something important is missing, like when you forget to put sugar into the cake mix, but I dont cook, so I wouldnt know :S =[
COME BACK ONLINE! ><

And blogging is awesome... and I feel full (hunger wise)

And now I shall wrap this blog up, not literally, no wait, new idea *postpones wrapping up blog*

Most of the time as in MOST MOST of the time (99%) people don't understand the sexual innuendo hidden under phrases and expressions, but I do and I sort of assume others do and cover up my mistake for example:

me: "are you coming tomorrow"
me: "i mean like not the sexual coming, you know i meant the non sexual attendence coming, u know, to the ice skating"
them: "yeah... i know... im not coming"
me: "k, just making sure"

I realised I should just assume they didn't understand the sexual innuendo as most minds arent as sexually thinky and perverted and weird as mine is. Most.

Speaking of that, I'm compiling a list of messed up short stories and phrases that get more disturbing as you keep reading and the one in which you 'STOP' at, is your grade, something like that, I'll need Wazza's help in putting them in order from least twisted to most twisted, OH! my piano teacher is here, I'll blog later then, bye people

JONATHAN AWAYYY (like the non sexual jonathan away)