Coughing.

Real bad. I can't remember if I've ever had this kind of cough. It feels like chesty cough. Oh, and if you haven't realised yet. It's 10:18am and I'm not at school. Too sick. Well I could go if I wanted to but I'd be coughing like all day and leaving the classroom every 2 minutes or something.

So this is what I've done so far today:
-45 minutes of piano.
-Fixed my long pole. That's right. I fixed it! :D WOOOO! I also duct-taped the two ends so any edges wouldn't cut my brother anymore, you know, since it's getting a little rusty. I don't think I've actually cut my brother with it before (if I have, it would have been accident) but because the edges are edgy, they have scratched him, didn't draw blood though. (accident :D)

Speaking of my brother, tomorrow it is his birthday. And I've got the perfect present. :) I WOULD put it up but some person that might hate me or maybe just for lulz will tell him or sabatage the present. So yeah, I'll tell you once I give it to him.

And another thing. I've just discovered how awesome the 'shuffle' button is when combined with long playlists. :D I know, I'm like what? 20 years in the past? Oh, and on VLC media player, it's called 'random' makes sense, right? I accidentally hit the 'R' key (I found out later) and then my songs went all over the place (the playlist contains my favourite songs of the past couple of years).

So I don't have to listen to the same thing over and over. I know, I'm really behind in technology but yeah. Discovering this kind of stuff makes me happy. :)

Like that time I discovered Skype. FREE skype-to-skype calls. xD

Or that time I discovered USB sticks. Everybody called me a retard but it's so awesome. You can rewrite them like thousands of times.

Then there was that time I discovered the stretchiness of my foreskin. MAN! That was a good day. Had so much fun.

Or that time I discovered that you bleed more when your veins get cut. That wasn't a very great day. It was rather messy. But still something I'm proud of discovering.

Then there was that time I discovered how much fun fire can be. Like it spreads so fast. I burned so many of my things. Just for the fun of it. I thought I might be a pyromaniac but nah. I'm not. I just like fire. A lot.

Or that time I discovered carpet. Like I always walked on it. It was merely there to keep my feet warm or whatever. But then I slept on the ground and it was REALLY good. Very comfortable.

Then when I re-discovered my bed, SOFTER THAN THE GROUND!

Then I discovered USB mouse. You can just PLUG IT IN AND TA-DA! You can even plug TWO IN! WHOAAA.

Or that time I discovered I can change the colour of my piss by controlling how much water I drink. I stopped drinking water for like 1 week and it was freaking dark orange. On top of that, it had 1 inch of sediment at the bottom of the bottle (Yeah, I peed in a bottle). It was pretty disturbing. I had drunk so much it was saturated. O_O. That's weird. Powder coming out my penis....that's for old men having sex. Not for pissing teenagers.

Or that time I discovered the stretchyness of the anal sphincter. Not my anal sphincter, however. That was the day I was goatse'd. Goatse.cx Well at least that WAS the URl adress. It's gone now. Just google, 'Goatse' and knock yourself out. ;D
For those of you (hopefully all of you. I mean none of you. :D) who didn't visit it it's just some (russian?) guy using his hands to hold open his anus. Did you know that a group of people surfed through hundred of gigabytes of gay porn and they eventually found goatse. They found him by matching the mole pattern on his ass with the mole pattern of the pornstar. Goatse started with fingers, buttplugs and now he can fit a freaking bedpost (10cm diameter) up his anus. So hardcore. >_>

How do I know this? I encyclopediadramatica.com 'ed it. It's not that I'm into this kind of stuff. I was just searching up random shock websites to get my friends when I came across this and then as there were no pictures on the webpage (except the occasional one or two on the side depicting it). So I read the story of goatse. Plus I'm me. Cattermole. It should be expected of me to know this kind of stuff.

.....or that time I discovered blogging. Which was April the 4th. My first post. Probably one of the better things I discovered. (Except for stretchy foreskins. As in, if you are a girl and readnig this, let me tell you. They. Can. STREEEEEEETCH.)

And if you're a guy then should know ;D and if you haven't tried, TRY! And if you're circumcised then LOL! Jew. :)

And if you're not Jewish but you are circumcised, you have missed out on one of the greatest pleasures of this world.

I rest my case. Good day to you all. I hope you don't become sick like me. *nods seriously*

Bye.

Happy belated new month - August.

Sorry August, I forgot it was your birthday and so I forgot to blog yesterday. As an apologetic gift I shall blog TEN TIMES today. No joke. Let's see if I can do it. =P

More blogging....

My pet cockroach, Ben.

The title gives much of it away. This is how the story went. I found a cockroach and put it in a plastic bag to give to my friend for his birthday. With no information, or supplies to maintain it as a pet except a packet of tissues to clean it up without getting cockroach guts on his hands, he refused. I put it in my room and after a week, took it out (cockroaches can survive like a month without food) and put it inside a box, poked holes and left it. After 2 days I gave some water and fed it mints, because there was no other consumables in my room at the time. A few days later I chucked out the mints (Cockroaches eat ANYTHING, but mints) and gave it bread and fruit.

It has been 2 weeks. Happy two week anniversary Ben <3.

Ahh crap, it sounds I'm dating a cockroach, makes me sound gay because it's a guy and it's a COCKroach, *chuckles*. I'm not even sure it's a guy. But ever since I gave it proper food, it's....grown rapidly. I cover half the box in paper to give him a choice of shade, or light.

Ben has lost half of one of it's antanae.

My future plans for this cockroach is to upgrade from pastic chinese food takeaway box to shoebox/cardboard box and to give it friends. (I can tell Ben apart by his antanae).

The way I see it, if I bag cockroaches when I find them and add them into my big box of cockroaches then they can live and play together and if any of them dies they can eat that cockroach. The logic is as follows:
-Cockroaches need the list: [A, B, C] to survive.
-Cockroaches will consume [A, B, C]
-Cockroaches will contain [A, B, C]
-Without [A, B, C] cockroaches will die
-The cockroaches will be alive.
-Therefore the cockroaches contain [A, B, C]
-If they die, they will still contain [A, B, C]
-If an alive cockroach eats a dead cockroach they will get [A, B, C]
-When I catch the cockroaches they will be alive
-Therefore they contain [A, B, C]
-So long as I constantly capture cockroaches and add them to my box of pets, there will be a constant source of [A, B, C]
-Without any extra food, some will die of starvation
-There will be an undefended supply of [A, B, C]
-The live cockroaches will eat the [A, B, C] to survive.

So long as I keep capturing cockroaches, I don't need to feed them ;D. But I still will. Because....Yeah. I don't want to see them dying. And how often do I find, capture and bring home a cockroach?

For now, Bye.