Dentist

For those of you that read my last post about my dentist, you would know he verbally attacks me when I can't respond (because he's working on my mouth).

Last time he went on and on about my boyfriend(s) and how gay I am.

This time, he was like "So Jonathan, do you have a girlfriend?" I couldn't respond nor could I move my head to indicate a nod (yes) or shake (no). So he continued, "Well, if you don't have one, I have a few girls I'd like you to meet."

By now, I'm like ?!?!?!

Then he goes on to say "You're in Waverley Christian College right? Have you ever thought of asking out..." And then he went on to list a bunch of girls around my age, that go to my school. Ending with, "They're nice girls, I'll mention you to them next time I see them."

>_>

I can't exactly get to anything, because if I do, the joke's on me, I get retarded teeth.

Anyway, I got my wire thickened. Actually, thick wire replacing current wire but yeah. Which means....it's going to hurt like a bitch tomorrow morning.

But that's okay, I'm in a good mood. Because...I had roast duck for dinner. I rarely have roast duck. And I love it. I plan to eat heaps in Singapore at the end of this year when I go back, going to be EPIC.

Just kidding, it won't be epic at all. It will be tasty*.

Duck. Is. So. Nice.

I want more now. D:

I could eat 5kg of duck. Really, I could.

Shits and Braces

The clock struck eleven in english and I had to take a shit. We were in the multimedia room, the closest room to the toilets. But since the boys toilets are either covered in urine, shit or both I decided to pass. The urge wasn't so big so I thought "after school will be fine".

Lunchtime and I was like....yeah should be fine.

Then for double music, it got worse exponentially. Till my stomach hurt. BUT I WON THE GAME FOR MUSIC and got a book on how to make salads, and I got a biscuit, so it's all good.

After school, should I just go to the Gymnasium toilets (clean) but NO! I had 4 o clock dental appointment in vermont south and so I went straight there. I got into the waiting room and had a look at the time. It was like 4 minutes or something to wait. NO TIME FOR SHITS

So there I was, sitting in the dental cheeks, tightening my sphincter and then the dentist was like "what colour" I spontaneously replied "DARK PURPLE!"

So here I am, blogging about "shit" with purple braces in my mouth. Anyway, back to the story.

My favourite colour was purple, the reason why I probably just said out loud PURPLE! Without deep thought regarding my choice. I wanted a dark purple, almost black but instead I was given a lighter shade. it sort of looks like grey but purple can be made out if you look close enough. No Jack, you cannot stick your eyes in my mouth for a 'closer look' >_>

That wasn't the worst part. As I sat there, open-mouthed and unable to speak all I heard was:

Assistant (female): "what colour"
Dentist (male): "pass me the purple one"
Assistant: "Awww don't be mean"
Dentist: "What are you talking about, he chose purple"
Assistant: "WHAT!"
Dentist: "I don't know either, probably to impress his boyfriend."
Assistant: "Or girlfriend"
Dentist: "Mum, does he have any girlfriends?"
My mum: "I don't know" *giggles*
Dentist: *works on it* "Wow, all the boys will really love your mouth. They might even go out with you"
My brother: *laughs*
Mum: "If you're lucky, you might even impress some girls"
Assistant: "not me, I'm taken" "plus, he's probably into boys, picking purple and all"
Dentist: "don't be mean"
Assistant: "YOU STARTED IT!"
Dentist: "I just wanted to have some fun"
Mum: "Get him while he can't talk, HAHAHAHA!"

The whole time I'm like F YOU ALL >_<
But I don't regret getting purple, it makes me look sexy ;D

So after the dentist I got home and I was like FINALLY. But no, I had a piano lesson next.

....one hour later AFTER my piano lesson, I finally shat the shit I had been anticipating all day.

And it was worth it. The end.

Super Simplistic Sunday

Woke up...
Decided not to go to church because...to troublesome the transport and my mum would be late for her service, she went to this other church in the city today.

My day was made up of:
-Playing piano
-Vacuuming
-Mapling
-Eating
-Studying chemistry
-Playing with my brother outside
-Eating
-Re-watching (Yeah, I finished) the inbetweeners
-Shitting
-Eating

Now I'm blogging while MSNing to random people.

I'm too depressed to go into alot of detail...sorry guys.
Actually stuff it, I'm going to divulge into my day:

My mum wanted to go to either the 9:00 or 11:00 (am) sunday service in this random church in the city. She was gonna drop me and my brother as my dad is in new zealand and my sister is sick but then she would be late to go to the city. I felt really tired and transportation would be a bother so I just stayed home.

I ate 4 packets of continental soup. 2xItalian minstrome (I think that's how you spell it) and 2xSeafood Bisque.

Then I ate 8 pieces of toast, 4 with Jam, 4 with nutella.

I put alot. I was being a fatass.

Mapling....just me and my brother taking turns so it's constant training.

Now my mum is in the other room with about 8 of her girlfriends as one of them is moving to queensland. They're conversing while eating from a steamboat. Two actually.

Mmm.... the food was nice.

Okay, that's all, I think I'm not in a bloggy mood.

Goodnight.