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Showing posts with label list. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Dentist

For those of you that read my last post about my dentist, you would know he verbally attacks me when I can't respond (because he's working on my mouth).

Last time he went on and on about my boyfriend(s) and how gay I am.

This time, he was like "So Jonathan, do you have a girlfriend?" I couldn't respond nor could I move my head to indicate a nod (yes) or shake (no). So he continued, "Well, if you don't have one, I have a few girls I'd like you to meet."

By now, I'm like ?!?!?!

Then he goes on to say "You're in Waverley Christian College right? Have you ever thought of asking out..." And then he went on to list a bunch of girls around my age, that go to my school. Ending with, "They're nice girls, I'll mention you to them next time I see them."

>_>

I can't exactly get to anything, because if I do, the joke's on me, I get retarded teeth.

Anyway, I got my wire thickened. Actually, thick wire replacing current wire but yeah. Which means....it's going to hurt like a bitch tomorrow morning.

But that's okay, I'm in a good mood. Because...I had roast duck for dinner. I rarely have roast duck. And I love it. I plan to eat heaps in Singapore at the end of this year when I go back, going to be EPIC.

Just kidding, it won't be epic at all. It will be tasty*.

Duck. Is. So. Nice.

I want more now. D:

I could eat 5kg of duck. Really, I could.

Monday, June 21, 2010

A cake of feelings.

How would I describe my current mood?
-Nostalgic. Reading over past convo's and items of memory. *sigh* Miss those times.
-Depressed. Just am. Don't know why. Maybe it's just a mixture of feeling cold and exhaustion. Yeah probably.
-Cold. Well I was. I just moved into my bed so it's not as bad. But in general, my room is pretty cold. I have a heater but I usually can't be stuffed.
-Tired. Sleep deprivation. Last night slept at 2. The night before I had 2 hours sleep.
-Exhausted. Combination of tiredness and just being unfit in general.
-Happy. In my warm bed blogging and chatting to friends. Life could only be better if I magically was brought ice cream.
-Craving. I wasn't but the moment I typed ice-cream I MUST HAVE ICE CREAM AHHHH!!
-Depressed. Because I have no ice-cream and even if I go downstairs, there will be no ice-cream.
-Optimistic. Who cares if I don't get ice-cream. I still have my anal virginity.
-Fearful. But if some rapist breaks through my window and anal rapes me.
-Pessimistic. I will have to clean the glass up and that's gonna waste my time and then I will have less time to blog.
-Grateful. For my awesome brother and my awesome friends. And my laptop.
-Excited. Camp is coming up. So exciting.
-Whiny. But it will be time consuming to back....
-Meh. Meh.
-Curious. Considering getting anal beads....
-Regretful. Should not have said that on my blog.
-Confused. So why aren't I backspacing it? Meh. Probably because it's my blog and I just write what is on my mind.
-Happy. I scolled to my blog on getting a viewcounter and divided the number of unique views by the number of days since (225/15) which equals 15! I get 15 views per day to my blog. =D
-Love. Because I love you all, my blog-followers.
-Hungry. My mum is making some pudding downstairs. And I want it NOW!
-HAPPY! My brother just came to my room to tell me it's ready. BYE GUYS BLOG LATER. *heads downstairs*

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

.....on my mind.....

"Mind of Jon"

here is a blog that says what's on my mind at the moment:
-Ada
-Oh crap, tomorrow is that blood donation thing for group one? I dont think i'm group one, am i? uh oh, he said drink lots of water D: nah, im not in group one, blegh, i'll be fine
-Hmmmm I feel like a fatass, so much food....
-CRAP! METHODS TUITION TOMORROW AND I GOT SO MUCH TO HAND IN ><
-I feel like eating garlic bread
-Why am I blogging? I should be methoding...
-Ada
-I should put some music on...
-I wonder how many people read my blog
-Oh that's right, before I forget, everybody give Peter Demajo $5 tomorrow.
-Tomorrow I have a methods re-test, I should REALLY get going on my work.
-Chem Chem Chem...
-Ada
-AM I GROUP ONE? like not chemistry group 1 elements (even though I would love to be as they are AWESOMEEEE sodium <3 potassium <3) no... I'm fine, stop worrying Jon
-Blegh
-Poop
-Oh right... music... haha xD
-DAMN! I haven't been doing much piano practice recently, oh well, I'll just go hardcore practice tomorrow
-I need to prepare english handout and write up my english oral and memorise it and make cue cards, all very soon. FML
-My english tutor can't come tomorrow
-YAY! more time for working
-NO! I have to do the english work on my own
-Ada
-CRAPP chem thing on thursday, finishing up chem SAC >< gahh
-Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog
-this list is long.....well sorta?
-Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada
-I'm bored...
-Does that count? can I BLOG that?
-wth am i talking about, im not bored at all, LOL!
-penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis...
-Its losing quality, I should wrap this up....
-Ada