Dentist

For those of you that read my last post about my dentist, you would know he verbally attacks me when I can't respond (because he's working on my mouth).

Last time he went on and on about my boyfriend(s) and how gay I am.

This time, he was like "So Jonathan, do you have a girlfriend?" I couldn't respond nor could I move my head to indicate a nod (yes) or shake (no). So he continued, "Well, if you don't have one, I have a few girls I'd like you to meet."

By now, I'm like ?!?!?!

Then he goes on to say "You're in Waverley Christian College right? Have you ever thought of asking out..." And then he went on to list a bunch of girls around my age, that go to my school. Ending with, "They're nice girls, I'll mention you to them next time I see them."

>_>

I can't exactly get to anything, because if I do, the joke's on me, I get retarded teeth.

Anyway, I got my wire thickened. Actually, thick wire replacing current wire but yeah. Which means....it's going to hurt like a bitch tomorrow morning.

But that's okay, I'm in a good mood. Because...I had roast duck for dinner. I rarely have roast duck. And I love it. I plan to eat heaps in Singapore at the end of this year when I go back, going to be EPIC.

Just kidding, it won't be epic at all. It will be tasty*.

Duck. Is. So. Nice.

I want more now. D:

I could eat 5kg of duck. Really, I could.

Hitler Sucks

No, not really. Well I DO admire him in some ways but I poop on his face in others, I may look up to his characeristics, specifically determination and his passionionate pursuit of his dreams but in the end, he was just another lowlife who epic PHailed. Philosophically, he is a figure of greatness but socially, he is a figure of shit. Do I make myself clear?

Because realistically, he kinda sucks. He caused the death of millions of Jews and even though I admire his passion he dissappointed me with his suicide when he was losing. I would've just stayed to the end and MAYBE if I had to spend years in prison, THEN suicide.

Also, he shagged his niece. If he is going to kill millions of Jews, why not pick the hot ones for himself? It provides a perky reward for his genicidal conquest. But no, he chose the scandulous approach, doing his sibling's child. WHY!! WHY MAN!!!

Also, what's with you sulking about not getting into art school? Just go rage and plant a bombing on the art school's open night or something. Or make BETTER art. Noob.

He was a sexually confused bigot who stole all his anti-semite philosophy from Neitschze.

Even though I admire some stuff about Hitler and he is one of my role models, he has dissappointed in many ways and to simply put it, he sucks.

I shit on you face Hitler. Thanks, That is all.

Food Filled Friday

The day started with me waking up by my alarm clock, wanting to sleep and dreading school.

Just kidding, I actually woke up naked in my bed with half the sheets off wondering WTH was going on. Then I remembered. "I always sleep naked" and "Oh yeah, I was watching the inbetweeners". Hold a minute, where is my laptop?

*lifts covers*

Oh there you are Mr Laptop. *opens laptop*

Haha, It was paused on where I stopped it.

*rewinds 1 minute*

*resumes....*

So I finished the episode, watched half of the next episode, paused, had a shower, went to school, and told Mr Johnson I'm doing Music 3/4. Well not engaging in intercourse 'doing' music 3/4 but I'm taking it as a subject.

He was.....reallly...REALLLY happy. And highfived me then comenting on my sticky hand. I was like yeah, You should've highfived my left hand. His face showed the comprehension of mr masturbation joke yet his eyes showed disgust and the BACK of his eyes showed fear.

LOL

Then it was lunch time and I bought hot chocolate + 2 wafer sticks thingys (those white/milk choc swirl long things) and 2 marshmallows for only $1.50. good value.

Then I bought a sausage (with bread, etc) for $1.00 Better value.

Then bought another one for 50 cents. Best value.

And bought some more random sausages and random stuff for Ji Hyung.

Yeah.

Came home and ate food. Ate more food. Went to youth group with we (boys) played pictionary and beat them (girls) showing our superior gender. Face it girls, you have X chromosomes but we have X AND Y. And we (males) are awesome.

HAH!

I'm eating a pie right now, chewing it as I type this line.

.....time to find that laptop in my room and finish the rest of the episodes, inbetweeners is hilarious. ;D Gonna bring it to camp.