Day Eight - Three Turn Ons.

1. Possession - My girl is mine. (Five pushups - Inside joke) and that makes me happy.

2. Perversion - Veryyyy nice. :D

3. Triangular nipples - This just comes down to whether you're lucky enough to be born with these, but if you are, give me your number. ;D

Day Two - Nine things about me.

1) I'm a bad cook. Never ask me to cook. When I have to cook for myself I live off instant noodles, toast, cereal, water, continental and 'heat it up' asian foods or leftovers.

2) I'm a liar. It's not like I want to lie to people. I just have a habit of doing it. Saying that, these 9 things aren't lies, neither will everything else I write on my blog. I mean they might be but yeah, I'm a liar.

3) I like bubble tea. It tastes nice, really nice.

4) I like doing physical activities like parkour, freerunning, sexual intercourse, jogging, playing at playgrounds and sparring.

5) I'm manipulative. Furthermore than lying, I'm manipulative. No further comment on this one...

6) I'm a pervert. Apparently. It's not like I'm sexually immoral, I'm just imaginitively immoral. :) That's a much nicer way to put it. But really, my mind is twisted, so very twisted.

7) I help people if they ask me for help. Unless they're in a funny situation or if they deserved it, or if....well yeah. Then I'll laugh at you, but I'll still help you.

8) I have trust issues. I trust pretty much nobody. And because of that, I keep good secrets. Because I cannot trust others with my secrets, others' secrets or even secrets of those they don't even know.

9) I follow logic. Because logic beats everything. EVERYTHING. If you poke a hole in my logic, I will use more logic to fix it, if you poke a hole through ALL of my logic, I will have sexual intercourse with that hole. ;D

A couple of things about my blog.

I came today from school. What a day it has been. I accidentally was rude to my english teacher, who's a cool guy x]....actually it hasn't been much of a day. Quite average. One interesting thing, the rest is usual. Perversion-filled music, (me/Hans/me) (I'm twice as perverted as Hans). But that's not unusual so yeah.

Remember that post the other day of me reaching 1000 blog views. Well I got home today and I was the 1100th viewer. WHOA! 100 views in such a small amount of days?!?! That's quite awesome. Actually it's not. Which I shall explain in the next post. (Yes, I'm posting like five? times today. Blogging binge is the best.) (y)

Also. Damn. My sister came in to talk to me and now I forgot what I was going to say. Type*. Whatever.

Yeah...I can't remember. I'm just...gonna go....publish this.....ummm.....now.

Mr. Johnson!!

So today in VCE music we did stuff, theory and music terminology and stuff like that, but here are the 'immoral highlights' of the day:

Johnson:[name]! CATTERMOLE! why are you late?
Me: Oh, we were at the toilets together...(johnson gives weird look)I mean not TOGETHER together, like we were just peeing together. I mean we weren't PEEING together but we happened to both pee at the same time, like not with each other or helping each other, it was just a coincedence that we were peeing. We were peeing at the same time as individuals. There.
Johnson: sit down.

and....

Johnson: Next word, throbbing.
Me: *laughing*
Johnson: there is just no end in the depth of your sin, is there?

and...

Me: (forgot what I said)
Johnson: I fear the things you do when you are by yourself
Shirin: Yeah, YOU are the reason my parents don't let me have a computer in my room.

and lastly:

Johnson: *tally's up scores on the board*
Me: *looks* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Whole class: *stares at me in the 'what the hell?!?!' look*
Me: *opens mouth to speak* AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Whole class: ...
Me: It says sixty-nine AHAHAHAHAhA *clutches stomach* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazer: I don't get what's so funny, its just 69.
Me: as if! It implies the simultanous oral sex between 2 partners of any gender
Jazer: Dude! What the hell...
Me: what! it is though...
Johnson: See, that's the thing about wcc. It was funny when I was like 11 or something. HERE......
Me: ahahahaha... yeah... in 20 years time when I bump into me you'll look at me and only relate one word to me, 'perverted'
Johnson: *chuckles* that's probably true

so yeah, x]

By the way, all of this was out loud, like whole class could clearly hear, it's a small class.

He will probably actually REMEMBER me, despite his many students (as teachers have)
because I'm so twisted and perverted and disgusting.

Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs rape you. If they do, however, remember this, it is MORE traumatic for them than for you, use that to your advantage by raping them back. But they're BED BUGS, sif they'll rape you...

well sif they'll rape ME, YOU, ahh...'you' the reader of my blog may be the perfect victim for a bed bug, who knows. But I'm safe from being raped and that's all that matters, unless the bed bugs rape someone I like. If they do that, they're going down, and not 'going down' on me, GOING DOWN TO HELL (i'm implying I will kill them)

DO bed bugs go to hell? We can't ACTUALLY prove it, can we? No we can't. I'm getting sidetracked, goodnight.

LOL, 69!

Today's blog

I slept at 11pm last night and woke up at 1am this morning, 2 hours. Then I HARDCORE METHODS all the way to 7am then I ate breakfast and the corn flakes were accidentally mixed up with horseradish and tasted like shit (figure of speech), so I had to chuck them out and clean up. Then I went into a LONG micro-sleep (not nap) in my room, when I was changing. So I got to school late, and missed the first 15 minutes of my period 0. LOL....period....

Methods re-test.....was easier but I stuffed up at a few spots.

Music....:D

Johnson: *stares at my groin*
Me: Yeah, cool, isnt it?
Johnson: *continues staring*
Me: It resembles a vagina
Johnson: I can't believe you just said that with a girl in our class. When I first saw it I was thinking, "don't say it, don't say it, do NOT say it" and you said it.
Me: what? not like she hasn't seen a vagina before, I mean she has one so what's the big deal?
Johnson: How do you even KNOW what a vagina looks like?
Me: I wikipedia'ed it
Johnson: ....you wikipedia'd 'vagina'....!!???!!
Me: Pretty much I wikipedia everything, EVERYTHING, *under breath: it's a lot more descriptive than google images*

Not exact words but yeah, see... I have this rip around my groinal area of my pants I wore today, and its the perfect shape, size and location for a vagina, also the cloth flaps open so it's like REALLY resembles a vagina.

Math tuition: One word: MICRO-SLEEP

in my next blog i'm going to type up now, I will explain in semi-full detail the structure of my 'society'

READ IT ;D