Born to Fly

For lunch it wasn't pizza and subway but pizza and nando's instead. Still good. The few subways present were for vegetarians.

I was there mainly for the food....and because I had nothing better to do. And because I wanted to see how things were going.

The most legendary thing about it was my brother. He didn't enroll or attend Born to Fly this year and when I asked him he gave me this legendary reason: "When it ended at 12 o'clock it was tolerable but now since they extended it a couple more hours I just can't take it anymore." Not in those exact words but that general gist. I love you Daniel, you rock. (y)

Later after lunch me and my brother watching through the window at the kids performing for the parents singing and doing actions of the songs they learnt. My brother leaned over to me and said "That's why I'm not doing Born to Fly." I LOL'ed, but I tried to keep myself from laughing loudly but if nobody could hear me I would've laughed hysterically.

The program seemed okay and guess what? NO YOUTH GUYS volunteered. But pretty much all the youth girls except for one or two didn't. Lololol...but there ARE more youth girls than guys anyway.

I didn't get any cake, unfortunately. Because I was obsessing over the cordial and pizza.

I sucked a cordial cup and now I still have two red lines from the sides of my mouth down. Kehsee said it looks like a vampire or something. But it's not. It's just red blood cells squashed against the inside of my skin because of pressure.

Maybe I'll do it next year. If I do, either games leader or clown and maybe assisstant team leader. But probably not. I've had enough of team leader/assisstant team leader. Yeah....

But I'll probably feel lazy and say NOOOO it's year 12 and I won't end up doing it.

I guess I wasn't Born to Fly afterall.

Mr. Johnson!!

So today in VCE music we did stuff, theory and music terminology and stuff like that, but here are the 'immoral highlights' of the day:

Johnson:[name]! CATTERMOLE! why are you late?
Me: Oh, we were at the toilets together...(johnson gives weird look)I mean not TOGETHER together, like we were just peeing together. I mean we weren't PEEING together but we happened to both pee at the same time, like not with each other or helping each other, it was just a coincedence that we were peeing. We were peeing at the same time as individuals. There.
Johnson: sit down.

and....

Johnson: Next word, throbbing.
Me: *laughing*
Johnson: there is just no end in the depth of your sin, is there?

and...

Me: (forgot what I said)
Johnson: I fear the things you do when you are by yourself
Shirin: Yeah, YOU are the reason my parents don't let me have a computer in my room.

and lastly:

Johnson: *tally's up scores on the board*
Me: *looks* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Whole class: *stares at me in the 'what the hell?!?!' look*
Me: *opens mouth to speak* AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Whole class: ...
Me: It says sixty-nine AHAHAHAHAhA *clutches stomach* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazer: I don't get what's so funny, its just 69.
Me: as if! It implies the simultanous oral sex between 2 partners of any gender
Jazer: Dude! What the hell...
Me: what! it is though...
Johnson: See, that's the thing about wcc. It was funny when I was like 11 or something. HERE......
Me: ahahahaha... yeah... in 20 years time when I bump into me you'll look at me and only relate one word to me, 'perverted'
Johnson: *chuckles* that's probably true

so yeah, x]

By the way, all of this was out loud, like whole class could clearly hear, it's a small class.

He will probably actually REMEMBER me, despite his many students (as teachers have)
because I'm so twisted and perverted and disgusting.

Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs rape you. If they do, however, remember this, it is MORE traumatic for them than for you, use that to your advantage by raping them back. But they're BED BUGS, sif they'll rape you...

well sif they'll rape ME, YOU, ahh...'you' the reader of my blog may be the perfect victim for a bed bug, who knows. But I'm safe from being raped and that's all that matters, unless the bed bugs rape someone I like. If they do that, they're going down, and not 'going down' on me, GOING DOWN TO HELL (i'm implying I will kill them)

DO bed bugs go to hell? We can't ACTUALLY prove it, can we? No we can't. I'm getting sidetracked, goodnight.

LOL, 69!