Haircut

So I'm watching my brother get his haircut and I'm like "I need to pee" but I was too lazy to walk over to the bathroom there to pee. So I opened the door and walked outside. So I walked down the road and now I'm busting. I was about to pee on the side of the road when I noticed the car near me had somebody in there looking suspiciously like an undercover cop (tinted windows, uniform). So I decided not to, I walked back into the room and got my haircut. Then peed when I got home.

Oh, the haircut. Just normal. Nothing fancy.