Thursday, August 12, 2010

Fuck

Oh yes, aren't you cool! Aren't you intelligent!

No really, that adds so much more colour to your song, your language, your insult.
It shows how COOL you are too.

If a word has an odd meaning and has little use for it. And then if you use it in perfect context, then that is a word well used. Well done. Well spoken. Well chosen. You, sir, have a good vocabulary. However, if you use a word that has a broad definition and then use it all the time, you're stupid. You can't think of any better word. The perfect example is the word, 'Fuck'.

Seriously.

Fuck (verb): To have sexual intercourse with; "Go away, you fucker", "Hey, wanna fuck", "I fucked your mum", "I swear I saw her fucking him!!" (Three tenses)

Fucking (adjective): A negative word, definitely, but the definition is unclear. Probably to show one's hate toward something (the noun it's describing; "You're a fucking retard"

Fuck (noun): 'care'; "I don't give a fuck", "What the fuck?", "Do I look like I fucking give a fuck?!"
(Last one uses the previous definition too)

Fuck (verb): 'hate'; "Fuck you!"

Fuck (verb): To make a mistake; "I fucked up"

Fuck (noun): I don't even know how to describe this; "Fuck off!"

There are SO many definitions for the word, 'fuck', it's just lame when somebody uses it. Especially multiple times in a sentence: "Oi! Fuck you! Do you want me to fucking come over there?! I'll swear I'll fucking beat the shit out of you, you fucking piece of shit"

Fucking piece of shit? The use of the word shit, although disrespectful, is stupid. Use a different word. One that doesn't randomly offend somebody but picks out a characteristic of their physical appearance or personality and mocks them offensively.

Maybe 'fuck' can be used to show anger and seriousness. But it shows stupidity too. Well in my eyes it does. Maybe not so much stupidity but small vocabulary.

Then there are those who not only show their small vocabulary but either typo it, for example, 'fucken'.

Then there are those who want to say fucking but don't want to 'swear' or be 'mean' so they use freaking or frigging instead. Well guess what? Fucking means to have sexual intercourse with, frigging means to jerk somebody off. So "FUCKING HELL" is 'hell having sexual intercourse' and "FRIGGING HELL" is 'hell wanking somebody off'

Freaking....not so sure. But it's the combination of my "Biff" post-concept (abbreviating and changing a word many times) and "Fuck" post-concept (small vocabulary)

People who use 'fuck' reguarly are almost as bad as people who use the word 'biff'.

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Go read some books or go to trolling websites more and learn better ways to insult and describe things, you illiterate retard.

2 comments:

  1. LOOOOOL~
    This post is like, AMEN.
    Uh, most of it, anyway.
    WELL DONE CATTERMOLE! (y)

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