Why I like the number '4'

Several people ask me this, on a several basis severally, 'why four?'

4....four....F.O.U.R.

It is the only number when spelt with letters it contains the number of letters as its own number. F = one, O = two, U = three, R = FOUR

ha-HAH!

zero = four
one = three
two = three
FOUR = FOUR
five = four
six = three
seven = five

and so on.... there are other reasons, 2x2 = 2+2 = 4, blah blah, to put it simply, the number four is awesome. THE AWESOME FOURSOME, hur hur hur BWAHHHHHHHH

so yeah, four now, goodbye....