Castrati

This will be my last blog for tonight:

Today in VCE music, we learned about CASTRATI. They are typically italian but can be spanish or english.

They are choir boys that are so good at singing, wealthy people abduct them and kidnap them and take them to another country. These boys (pre-pubescent) have their ballz chopped off (castrated), hence the name, Castrati.

That way their gonads (hormone glands) WHICH I LEARNED IN BIOLOGY! ROFL (hormones) wont make their voice deepen. So they can sing like a freaking soprano woman but they are hairy italian men, WHOAAAAA. not like high pitched men, freaking soprano!!

They are the Castrati, globally admired. This was all in the Baroque era (17th century) but there is still one of them that is existant nowadays, this man is by the name of Justin Beiber!!! DUH DUH DUHHHH!!! (credit goes to Isaac Young for this joke)

Internet goes soon, so yeah, goodnight peoplez and the whole castrati thing is not bullshit, boys DID get kidnapped and their balls DID get cut off just for music. Imagine the 0 sex drive you will get LOL!

Good night.