Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Fourty-Three strikes again!

Four minutes to go, till internet is gone. I'm gonna go wrap up my chemistry studying and go watch One Piece.

And would you look at that, fourty three posts AGAIN for the month. How INTERESTING!!

Some say it's 'forty three' (without the 'U') It's FOURty three not FORty three. First learn how to spell four, and trust me, I OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW, it's my favourite number.

So yeah, even though on english SAC's I would write, 'forty' I know deep down it's 'fourty' but screw them all. Screw Mr Bates. His name sounds like masturbate.

Till next year,
Good Night August.

Athletics Day

I'm not doing anything.
I'm not going.
I'm going to Joel Wu's house.
I'm going to study chemistry, psychology and methods with him.
I'm going to pay for the chips.
I'm going to not be in the hot sun.
I'm going to get something done.
I'm going to publish this post.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Day One - Ten things I want to say to ten different people

"I love going shopping with you! You're always there through tears and giggles. I'm so glad I met you! I can't wait to see you again! xoxo I LOVE YOUUUU xoxo"

No. That's boring.

Joel - Yo whaddup. I'll pay for the chips next time....can't be tomorrow because of atheletics day. Can't be Thursday because of piano lesson...Can't be Friday because of my youth. Or maybe Friday will be okay. Well it's either Friday or early next week. You're probably my best friend, Mmmmm, yeah. Oh that reminds me, I need to practice with you some time. I'll treat you to chips, we walk to your house and then practice. Then we can study chemistry or biology or some shit, because psychology is boring and methods is just....solo.

Jazer - You are pro. Piano, freerunning, parkour, I don't know what, but....you're pro. REALLY pro. And you're a ladies man. ;D And because of me...you're a little dirty-minded now.

Audrey - Never thought one of the people I'm most perverted with will be a girl. Well I did, but not so soon! =D You're awesome 'n' I can talk to you about anything, A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G! Bahahaha. Talk to you later on msn. :)

Ji Hyung - Suppppp Korean. Even though you ditched me in English for General Maths Advanced, I can't stay mad at you....because I injured your back the other day. Yeah, sorry about that again. Your food taste awesome! It's fun swapping foods with you. Because your Korean food never gets old. And hearing you speak in Korean, pray in Korean, even SWEAR in Korean, man! Sounds so awesome, I can't wait to hear you orgasm in Korean!! Just kidding.

Jon Tan - You left General Maths Advanced to be with me in English. :D We share the same name, taste in music, suburb in Australia, suburb in Singapore, and some interests. It's fun talking to you about stuff and walking home with you, and hanging out at the park nearby. You are my english buddy, my walking home buddy, my park buddy, my Skype buddy (talk to him the most nowadays on skype), my BREAD buddy! xD Bread taste nice. It tastes better when it's fresh. It tastes even better when it's free. It tastes even better when it's actually meant for homeless bums, but we take it anyway. But even that doesn't taste as good as eating it with somebody else. (Poor homeless people, we're eating your charity bread.)

Wez - Even though you spend so much time with Shana, it's alright, so long as you don't ditch parkour. :D Because if you do, I'll rape you. And then kill you. And then rape you again. And then eat you. And don't think your ribs won't be used as analling devices, they very much will be! Apart from that, you're a good parkour instructor, and friend. :) But if you ditch parkour, I really will rape you.

Ian - Favourite cousin! :D Can't wait till I can see you again at the end of this year. So lucky; the day I arrive at singapore, is the day you finish Army. You taught me Chinese Chess, and you're over 1.9m tall. When I see you again, I shall punch your big muscals and then we can eat at the hawker centre, while playing chinese chess.

Justine - I will never forget the day I met you. You're so awesome. I'm comfortable when I'm around you and can just be ME. You're also the only girl that's seen me fully naked, within the past year. ;D You're awesome.

Daniel - Supppp brother. You're blog is funny, despite having only one good post. But that's okay, because you're awesome in real life. I love how witty you are! Seriously, you are gonna be frickin' awesome by the time you hit high school. And I love spending time with you, you are the most awesome sibling I have ever had.

Angela - Sup Beetroot. Even though you're not as awesome as Daniel (you know he's more awesome than you), I want you to know that I was joking when I said I peed on your towel. So beetroot, I know you may not like that nickname but don't worry....it's just a nickname. I love that no matter how much crap you take from me, you don't get angry. Well not permanently angry. I shall get you GIGABYTES upon GIGABYTES of anime for your birthday. By the way, when IS your birthday?

10 Days.

I don't want to end up like those people who blog heaps then get bored and stop, I want to keep blogging, till the day I die. Well, maybe not, or maybe? :D

Anyway, this is something to counter one piece's influence on my absence on blogging.
Gonna try this ten day thing, at least then I'd have one post per day for the next week and a half.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five plans for the future.
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two things that make you smile.
Day Ten: One confession.

....plus, it seems fun. :)

Looking forward to tomorrow. :D

One Piece

So on Friday I jogged to David's house. I grabbed about the first 60 episodes of one piece off him.

See, I wanted to start an anime but I don't want any anime, I want to make sure it has a good number of episodes and it has to be GOOD.

I'm not an anime freak, so there's no point in watching heaps of short animes.

So I chose the number one anime in the world - One piece.

And OHHHH it's so addictive. It's dragged out, and takes forever, but it's really good, has super duper quotes, and...is very, oh so very, awesome.

So I got in on Friday, watched 10 episodes (4 hours) on Friday, 10 episodes (4 hours) on Saturday, and 10 episodes (4 hours) on Sunday. But that was because it was like weekendy and Friday, I had no youth group.

Weekdays, I'll probably limit myself to 1-3 episodes a day, because of work. If I have no work, 4-5 maybe. But not ten.

I watch them with my brother, so yeah. He's lovin' it too.

This explains the lack of posts recently.

Jazer and Dexter

Jazer and Dexter
At the park
I made rape jokes
Near the park

We did parkour
At the park
We did handstands
At the park

Jon Tan didn't come
To the park
He was studying
Not at the park

I fail at rhyming. So I'll continue with regular sentences. Was at the park with Jazer and Dexter. Jazer wanted to go jogging but I didn't feel like it. Jon Tan was meant to come, I think. I'm not sure if even knew about the jog. But he was at Joel's house, studying for methods. I studied at my house and Dexter and Jazer studied at Dexter's house.

Speaking of studying, I spend my recesses and lunchtimes at the library studying now. Just do. Because I'm sick of socialising (hence "appear offline") and sick of being tackled pointlessly.

Okay, not sick of socialising, but sick of certain aspects of it. Some people will know what I'm refering to. So that's why I just study in the library. Socialising is fine, but in this case, it's annoying.

So Jazer didn't want to go jogging by himself (Dexter didn't want to go, he had 'soccer' shoes on), so they raced around the park then Dexter went to play soccer. I jogged with Jazer to the other park to show him potential parkour spots. He beat me there of course and then after that, I jogged home and he jogged to Jon Tan's house to get his backpack then he went home.

Oh, the title is chosen because it rhymes. See, I like rhymes. They're nice. :)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Parkour at Ourpark

Notice how parkour and ourpark are VERY similar? Yeah. So this is how it goes. Me, Jere and Jon (Tan) were going to meet at the park nearby our house (except for Jere, but he took a bus in) to do parkour, stretches, exercise and maybe go for a jog later. At 11am.

However, I had to go doctors for some quick checkup thing to do with my chest, so we postponed it to 12pm.

The quick checkup ended up with me getting an X-Ray.

Lady: "Take your shirt off"
Me: (In my head: Usually that's what I say) *takes shirt off*
Lady: "Step over there"
Me: *steps over there*
Lady: "Turn around so your back faces me"
Me: *laughs inside at the similarities of what she is saying and a rapist* *turns around*
Lady: "Breathe in, Breathe out"
Me: (In my head: Aren't I already doing that) *deep breaths*

And so on and so forth.

My X-Ray looks quite O.K. So in two weeks I get to find out if there is anything wrong with me, which there shouldn't be. Then my doctor shall fill in my form and I get the thumbs up for donating blood. YES!

So I got home and jogged to the park. Nobody there. It was 12:05 so...where was everybody?

I swung on the swing for about 10 minutes and still nobody. Ah well...I'll go home and then go check if they said anything.

I got home and checked skype to receive the message from Jere, "I'm going to be at Jon's house. Come get us when you're ready" It was sent to me about 2 minutes after I left the house. *sigh*

I jogged to Jon's house, collected them and then we went back to the park to do parkour and stuff.

I got to learn new stuff. :) Like swinging from a higher bar down to a lower bar with both hands. Or horizontally, both hands.

Back at Jon's house, we (just Jon) cut Jere's hair. Not bad too. :D

Then we burned a massive clump of hair when Wez came over. It smelled like shit. Horibble horrible smell.

(The format of this post is terrible)

Jere took the bike to charcoal chicken to get extra large chips while the rest of us went back to the park to resume parkour.

Jere came back just before Jazer arrived.

We ate chips.

We kicked bark at each other.

It started to rain.

We went back to Jon's house.

We practiced breakdancing (I'm worse at it than the structure of this post)

I got picked up.

I went to parent teacher interviews.

More details in next post.