1) Dirty jokes - A 20 minute long winded story or a simple "That's what she said" followed by a high-five. Either way, it brings a smile to my face
2) Free food - I'm not cheap, I just like having to not pay for my food. Whether someone is shouting, I'm at somebody's house, I'm stealing, I use coupon, or just not paying for the groceries. FREE FOOD ~ is awesome.
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Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Mr Bates made my day.
Last night I was feeling not too good, as I was today.
Was it that I was cold?
Last night I was cold....but today, no, not really.
Tired? No.
Exhausted? Yeah.
Depressed. Maybe a bit. :/
My eyes were itchy but meh.
Anyway I got to english and Mr Bates was finally there. Still haven't got back my english exam paper let alone the percentage. >_< I know that I got a 'B' (70-74%) from my report. But that's all. >_> lazy Mr Bates. But that's okay. Because he made my day twice when:
1) He gave me question FOUR to do in english.
2) He pointed out that the back row was Jon-Jon, Mel-Mel. We were in S14 and it was like this: Melissa, Melanie, empty, empty, Jon (me), Jon Tan. Awesome, yeah? xD
3) I owned him
"The Jews were throwing all the dead people off the train but Elie wouldn't allow them to throw his father off and Elie was slapping his father trying to wake him up to prove it."
"Why didn't they just eat the dead people. They were really hungry, weren't they?"
"First of all, there would be no nutrition in them. And also, they wouldn't eat each other"
"But they would have a least SOME nutrition so I don't see why not. It's to survive, right?"
"Jews already don't eat pork as they believe pigs are dirty and unclean. So I'm pretty sure they won't eat each other"
"So you're saying Jews are dirty?"
".....don't be smart with me. It doesn't suit you."
In my head: "Whatever, you got owned. Racist."
After school I grabbed a loaf of bread with Jon Tan and Wez R which we split. We gave some to Wiggie too. I walked home with Jon Tan. At his house, he left and I continued onto my house. While walking a white girl from another school (different uniform) walked the other way and said to me, "你好"
Do I REALLY look THAT chinese? O_O
I mean I know I look more asian that white (you look more like your parent of opposite sex) but as if she didn't think I could speak English. Meh.
She probably just said that for fun.
Plans for tonight: Study, blog, work on a board game I'm making.
Things I've been thinking recently:
-Quitting msn (unlikely)
-Reducing msn (likely) maybe so I only go on msn 5-10% of what I usually do
-Reducing skypeing. (50/50) Maybe I only skype 20-50% of what I usually do
Yah. That's all. Cya.....SHEEEYAH!!!
Was it that I was cold?
Last night I was cold....but today, no, not really.
Tired? No.
Exhausted? Yeah.
Depressed. Maybe a bit. :/
My eyes were itchy but meh.
Anyway I got to english and Mr Bates was finally there. Still haven't got back my english exam paper let alone the percentage. >_< I know that I got a 'B' (70-74%) from my report. But that's all. >_> lazy Mr Bates. But that's okay. Because he made my day twice when:
1) He gave me question FOUR to do in english.
2) He pointed out that the back row was Jon-Jon, Mel-Mel. We were in S14 and it was like this: Melissa, Melanie, empty, empty, Jon (me), Jon Tan. Awesome, yeah? xD
3) I owned him
"The Jews were throwing all the dead people off the train but Elie wouldn't allow them to throw his father off and Elie was slapping his father trying to wake him up to prove it."
"Why didn't they just eat the dead people. They were really hungry, weren't they?"
"First of all, there would be no nutrition in them. And also, they wouldn't eat each other"
"But they would have a least SOME nutrition so I don't see why not. It's to survive, right?"
"Jews already don't eat pork as they believe pigs are dirty and unclean. So I'm pretty sure they won't eat each other"
"So you're saying Jews are dirty?"
".....don't be smart with me. It doesn't suit you."
In my head: "Whatever, you got owned. Racist."
After school I grabbed a loaf of bread with Jon Tan and Wez R which we split. We gave some to Wiggie too. I walked home with Jon Tan. At his house, he left and I continued onto my house. While walking a white girl from another school (different uniform) walked the other way and said to me, "你好"
Do I REALLY look THAT chinese? O_O
I mean I know I look more asian that white (you look more like your parent of opposite sex) but as if she didn't think I could speak English. Meh.
She probably just said that for fun.
Plans for tonight: Study, blog, work on a board game I'm making.
Things I've been thinking recently:
-Quitting msn (unlikely)
-Reducing msn (likely) maybe so I only go on msn 5-10% of what I usually do
-Reducing skypeing. (50/50) Maybe I only skype 20-50% of what I usually do
Yah. That's all. Cya.....SHEEEYAH!!!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Chat Roulette
Here is a list of 'treasures' I've come across while Chat-Roulette-ing:
-A fat man rubbing his hairy nipple asking me if I liked it.
-Three skinny mexicans with douchebaggy haircuts and obvious rosy cheeks who came under my impression as homosexuals. They asked me to strip
-A 20 year old Korean Girl I maintained smalltalk conversation with which I asked for her email because she had to go. I never really did follow up, because lazy, then because of exams, then lazy, etc.
-Lemonparty
-A neat empty looking room with nice wallpaper and bedsheet designs. I could see a door in the background and after studying the motionless picture for 20 seconds, the door opened and two tall russian men about in their late twenties walked out and to the computer. I told them I liked their room and they replied in Russian. After starting up google translate and translating the message I realised the asked me to 'Show us your penis, pretty boy.' I told them no (in Russian) they told me to do it, I told them no again.....
-A 'bloke' called Dylan in which me and him exchanged softcore erotic dirty chat with them moved onto hardcore foot fetish dirty chat.
-A black guy I made sexual gestures to in which he laughed and returned the same gestures. So I brought up my perversion a notch and he laughed and called over his friend. So I gave them a one minute dirty show (hands and mouth only) and then left.
-A horny husband with his sleeping wife in the background
and of course...
-A large number of masturbating penises.
-A fat man rubbing his hairy nipple asking me if I liked it.
-Three skinny mexicans with douchebaggy haircuts and obvious rosy cheeks who came under my impression as homosexuals. They asked me to strip
-A 20 year old Korean Girl I maintained smalltalk conversation with which I asked for her email because she had to go. I never really did follow up, because lazy, then because of exams, then lazy, etc.
-Lemonparty
-A neat empty looking room with nice wallpaper and bedsheet designs. I could see a door in the background and after studying the motionless picture for 20 seconds, the door opened and two tall russian men about in their late twenties walked out and to the computer. I told them I liked their room and they replied in Russian. After starting up google translate and translating the message I realised the asked me to 'Show us your penis, pretty boy.' I told them no (in Russian) they told me to do it, I told them no again.....
-A 'bloke' called Dylan in which me and him exchanged softcore erotic dirty chat with them moved onto hardcore foot fetish dirty chat.
-A black guy I made sexual gestures to in which he laughed and returned the same gestures. So I brought up my perversion a notch and he laughed and called over his friend. So I gave them a one minute dirty show (hands and mouth only) and then left.
-A horny husband with his sleeping wife in the background
and of course...
-A large number of masturbating penises.
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