The bubbling arm.

Oh while I'm here, I thought "I'll finalise with a third story". So here I am, with my third story.

Dedicated to: Joel Wu

This happened to my last Saturday, about 9 days ago.

I was loving How I Met Your Mother and decided to watch it in bed.

So I'm watching how I met your mother on my laptop on my blanket on my lap in bed and enjoying it, as it is How I Met Your Mother.

I wake up at 3am feeing a burning sensation on my arm, I'm disorientated and then I remembered "OHH I was watching HIMYM and now I'm waking up." After realising the situation I was in, I decided to check out why my arm felt hot.

The underside of my left arm facing the laptop was directly next to the heat vent, and my arm was bubbling. You know, like when you grill cheese in the oven and it doesn't BOIL but it sorta bubbles like the bubbles go up and down. Yeah, that was my arm. But not as extreme.

Too tired to care, I simply closed my laptop, placed it next to my bed, turned off my lamp and went back to sleep, without hesitation. I didn't feel the pain as I was asleep. Try it yourself, hold your arm directly next to and completely covering the venting system on your laptop. See how long you last. Now hold it there for 3 hours.

In the morning, my arm was in pain and I was like "What the hell?!" Then I remembered. Ah yes, WHOAAA It was a bubble. On my arm ~ a blister.

Next to it were parallel red lines, from the vent on my laptop. So there you have it, a pustulent bubble on my arm.

Oh, and for the record. The contents of the blister were salty with a tangy edge. Yeahhh, damn right I tasted it.

So Joel, HIMYM does have a downside. ;D

A break in blogging

I'm not quitting.
I'm not stopping.
I'm just pausing for a while.

See, I haven't posted in a while, due to a reason I won't mention hear. Right now, I'm at a friend's house posting.

Not being able to post from my house is inconvenient, and therefore, I'm going to stop for a while.

When I do resume, however, I'll announce it on facebook.

Sorry for the inconvenience. :/

JONATHANC4 AWAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!~~~~~........

Day Ten - One confession

I sleep naked.

Day Nine - Two things that make me smile

1) Dirty jokes - A 20 minute long winded story or a simple "That's what she said" followed by a high-five. Either way, it brings a smile to my face

2) Free food - I'm not cheap, I just like having to not pay for my food. Whether someone is shouting, I'm at somebody's house, I'm stealing, I use coupon, or just not paying for the groceries. FREE FOOD ~ is awesome.

Dentist

For those of you that read my last post about my dentist, you would know he verbally attacks me when I can't respond (because he's working on my mouth).

Last time he went on and on about my boyfriend(s) and how gay I am.

This time, he was like "So Jonathan, do you have a girlfriend?" I couldn't respond nor could I move my head to indicate a nod (yes) or shake (no). So he continued, "Well, if you don't have one, I have a few girls I'd like you to meet."

By now, I'm like ?!?!?!

Then he goes on to say "You're in Waverley Christian College right? Have you ever thought of asking out..." And then he went on to list a bunch of girls around my age, that go to my school. Ending with, "They're nice girls, I'll mention you to them next time I see them."

>_>

I can't exactly get to anything, because if I do, the joke's on me, I get retarded teeth.

Anyway, I got my wire thickened. Actually, thick wire replacing current wire but yeah. Which means....it's going to hurt like a bitch tomorrow morning.

But that's okay, I'm in a good mood. Because...I had roast duck for dinner. I rarely have roast duck. And I love it. I plan to eat heaps in Singapore at the end of this year when I go back, going to be EPIC.

Just kidding, it won't be epic at all. It will be tasty*.

Duck. Is. So. Nice.

I want more now. D:

I could eat 5kg of duck. Really, I could.

Day Eight - Three Turn Ons.

1. Possession - My girl is mine. (Five pushups - Inside joke) and that makes me happy.

2. Perversion - Veryyyy nice. :D

3. Triangular nipples - This just comes down to whether you're lucky enough to be born with these, but if you are, give me your number. ;D

Stomach Ache

Okay, my posts are a bit messy....but they're all here.

This one occurred after school.

So me and Joel went to charcoal chicken to eat up on some food.
I bought the half chicken and chips with gravy, he bought the drink and potato scallops.

We....ate a lot.

We were both hungry and by the end of it, both full.

After Joel bought small chips and gravy to take home for his brother, we walked back to Joel's house, you know....so he can give it to his brother. His brother had "big sharp pains" in his stomach, blaming the chips. I...had similar pains but not as sharp and big. Easily bearable. Once I got home, however, it got painful. And now I'm left with a stomach ache.

:/